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People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.
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Lawyer has to convince judge of no jurisdiction to return deported man but achieves the opposite
The lawyer, Erez Reuveni, answered most questions asked by Judge Paula Xinis with "I don't know why" or "I haven't been told why". For example, when asked on what legal basis or authority the US government had deported the man in question, Abrego Garcia, the lawyer said he didn't know.
"From the moment he was seized, it was unconstitutional," Judge Xinis said during the hearing. "If there isn't a document, a warrant, a statement of probable cause, then there is no basis to have seized him in the first place. That's how I'm looking at it," the judge said.
(Source is linked article)
The judge also questioned why the U.S. can’t get him back. Reuveni said that was the first question he asked when he was assigned to the case.
“I have not received today an answer that I find satisfactory,” he added.
Source: [https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/judge-orders-return-of-maryland-man-wrongly-deported-to-el-salvador-mega-prison](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/polit
Microsoft wouldn't look at a bug report without a video. Researcher maliciously complied.
: Maddening techno bass loop, Zoolander reference, and 14 minutes of time wasted
Kohl's changes DEI officer title, broadens supplier diversity program | Reuters
Kohl's eliminated DEI title, so now they have a chief inclusion and belonging officer.
Would be mighty funny if we all just happened to post our best Luigi photos on that other site
You know, the Nintendo character doing completely normal things, but a constant flood of nothing but. Would be pretty funny. Sounds like a cool and fun thing to do.
I stay in the glass ball
My bf has a Minecraft plugin that can generate dungeons
I played around with it a bit and wanted to see if it could be used to create Jump&Runs
I found a bug somewhere deep in old code
To contain me (there are no bugs if you cant find them) he put me with world edit in a glass sphere...
... large enough for me to try something else
I found two other bugs :D
Oh Google!
This is a twofer.
Combatant 1: Google.
Once every time period of questionable length, Google gives me an Android pop-up that I can't dismiss. This is to "comply" with the EU law. They want me to be extra sure of my rights to choose and want to know which search engine I'm using for the Android search widget and Chrome.
Well, as a matter of fact, I use Google! So I tell them that. I hope it makes them happy.
Combatant 2: ME
...I fucking hate the Android search bar and I'm this close to installing an alternative launcher just to get rid of it.
Also I use Firefox.
(What do you call it when there's two parties who want the same thing, but there's an arbitrary pointless grudge that both of them can see?)
Sandwich residents mock gas company SGN over half-finished paint job on 20mph road marking in New Street
A half-finished paint job on a Kent road has been described as a perfect example of “not my job, mate” culture.
A half-finished paint job on a Kent road has been described as a perfect example of “not my job, mate” culture.
Gas company SGN has been carrying out works in Dover Road and New Street in Sandwich throughout the summer.
The network upgrades are now finally complete - but that is more than can be said for the repainting of a 20mph marking near the Malcolm Waite petrol station.
SGN workers have only put a fresh coat of white on the sections of the road they had to dig up, leaving glaring gaps.
A spokesman for the gas company says it is “responsible for reinstating the areas we’ve disturbed”.
Man gets boat painted on fence meant to hide boat.
Etienne Constable was told to build a 6-foot fence to hide the boat from view of his neighbors — but he got an image of the boat painted onto the fence.
Tenacious flu
My company offers 3 days of unjustified sick leave for things like colds or minor health issues that don't really require seeing a doctor.
And sure enough, that guy - always that guy - got sick on Monday, then took a day off on Thursday, and now he's sick again on Friday. Strangely, his company car reports being at a ski resort 200 miles away.
Because you know, when you're bedridden, at least you should have a nice view out the window...
Apple's Crafty Game: Playing by the Rules, but Not Really
In a sleek, minimalist boardroom at Apple Campus 2, Aka "Apple Park," Apple's top executives, all uniformly dressed in black turtlenecks, are gathered. They're surrounded by the aura of their 'Reality Distortion Field' generator, as designed by and once used to enhance the persuasive power of Apple's co-founder, Steve Jobs. Their task is daunting yet critical: devising a strategy to comply with the EU's Digital Markets Act and Digital Services Act, laws aimed at opening up platforms to competition.
Each executive's calm determination is evident, a hallmark of the Apple ethos. On the giant screen, the complexities of the new laws are displayed. As they discuss, they are not just fueling their minds but also their bodies with unconventional choices - guacamole on toast and Ashwagandha tea, a nod to Apple's culture of thinking differently.
The conversation turns to Apple's response to the EU laws. One executive, channeling the spirit of innovation that led to groundbreaking products lik
The Contract Conundrum
I apologize if this is too long for this community or if there isn't enough maliciousness to it. This is a true story that happened to me and I have never really talked about it in detail since it happened. Feel free to skip to the TL;DR at the end.
It was nearly 25 years ago now when I joined this new company, it marked my third position since graduating from university. Prior to this role, I had gained experience as a software developer and had even taken on the responsibility of managing a small team comprising six developers and graphic designers. Some of these team members worked remotely part of the time, adding a layer of complexity to our operations. My previous employer had been a much larger corporation, making this transition to a smaller, more agile company feel akin to stepping into a startup environment.
This company's strategy was deceptively simple yet incredibly effective - the acquisition of smaller firms within the same industry, followed by their integration int
Want an empty omelette? Sure
So it was my first job was a server at a very popular 24 hour breakfast diner/chain. We had lots of colorful customers.
One morning, I’m serving a woman sitting by herself. I ask her what I can get her, and she says she’d like an omelette. We have a list of pre-built omelettes, or you can build your own, so I ask her how she’d like her omelette. “Just a regular omelette, please” she tells me.
“Okay, so you don’t want one of the signature omelettes, what would you like inside of yours?” I ask
“Nothing, just a regular omelette.” She replies with a huff
I pause for a second because this order does occur, but not often. Some people like their eggs scrambled and cooked, then rolled up. “So you’d like an omelette with nothing inside?”
“YES! A plain omelette!” She snaps, now irritated that I’ve questioned her several times.
Cue malicious compliance.
So I enter the order, a 5-egg omelette with no fillings and no toppings. A few minutes later it comes out, and she is appalled. “What is
Woman says she started wearing ‘terrible wigs’ after work banned her pink hair
‘I am a self-expressive person and I feel very confident with pink hair so I came up with a solution to keep the job and my hair’
cross-posted from: https://rabbitea.rs/post/280182
I think this is appropriate here!
‘I am a self-expressive person and I feel very confident with pink hair so I came up with a solution to keep the job and my hair’
That time I followed my employment contract to the letter
It's a 3 months long malicious compliance but it was the first time I didn't cave in front of a bullying team of managers:
My last job became very toxic with managers insulting employees and telling me to do stuff that was neither ethical nor legal. It was not a matter of life and death, but I could have been sued for trying to destroy the company if I had followed their orders. For a lot of reasons, I decided to give my resignation letter and, since I'm in France, I had to work 3 additional months for them while they were finding someone to replace me.
I also asked for some WFH since I could do everything remotely but they forbid it to get some revenge. They told me that WFH was not a part of my contract, and that's when I read my contract again with some interesting details...
Since I changed my position in the company without changing the contra