Welcome to the stone age... or the bronze age... or the iron age... heck, anything with an 'age' is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.
This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.
CODE OF LAWS
1 - Be civil. No name calling, no fighting, keep your flint hand axes inside your leather pouches at all times.
2 - Keep the AI stuff to a minimum. It gets annoying and old fashioned memes are more fun for everyone.
3 - None of this newfangled modern 21st century nonsense. We don't even know what "21st century" means.
4 - No porn/explicit content. The king is sensitive about these things.
5 - No lemmy.world TOS violations will be tolerated. So there.
6 - There is no rule law 6.
Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I
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The Internet in Ancient Times @lemmy.world spicy pancake @lemmy.zip Super helpful homemaking tutorials!
I know a lot of this is common knowledge but it can be so useful for those of us who:
- were ostracized by the tribe and raised by wolves
- parents' sheep flock was too large for them to have time to teach us
- hit head on a really hard rock and forgot a lot of stuff
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The Internet in Ancient Times @lemmy.world jamie_oliver @lemmy.world what is up with kids praising SIGMA?
As far as I can tell, BETA comes before SIGMA. Still they exalt SIGMA and deride the BETA, whatever that means. They are just letters, as far as I know. Is this a new local sect I have not heard about or did these kids just not learn their ALPHA, BETA, GAMMAS?
I bet the Egyptians never had these problems with their symbols..
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The Internet in Ancient Times @lemmy.world IninewCrow @lemmy.ca Behold my arrival
In case any of you have never witnessed the power of the ancient times
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The Internet in Ancient Times @lemmy.world jamie_oliver @lemmy.world My antikythera device won't predict the next solstice
I have tried winding the gears back to starting position but now whenever I try to predict the solstice it is incorrect, causing great embarrassment at the local sect. I bought this because those young men in white robes drawing mystic figures in the sand convinced me it would help me with my predictions, and that it was a lot easier than traditional augury or lining up rocks like the celts do. I call bullshit, what the hell is the problem with traditional birds entrails telling you these things? I spent a goat on this and it isn't working, and I released all the birds because I thought I wouldn't need them anymore and now I am freaking out, if I don't get this right Zeus know what the initiae will do to me.
Anyways, any of you have experience with this issue?