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the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them]

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  • people's brains are so addled by capitalism that people who take pictures of people's pets for a living will tell you that they have a "pet photography business"

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  • I wasn't thinking of class implications, so much as thinking it was interesting that socially people want to use language that... I dunno, tries to connect their experience and identity with capitalist signifiers? Just think it's part of the rich tapestry (or shroud P:) of ambient, internalized and assumed ideology that shroud-like we are buried in.

  • Scammed by Small Razor?

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  • Do those work better than the ones with the circular pads that you mash against your face?

  • Be gay do time

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  • Me, sowing:

  • Scammed by Small Razor?

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  • I'm not sure I know what it's supposed to look like but when I get home I'll stare at it a bit and see if anything looks off

  • Scammed by Small Razor?

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  • Smooth face when I go out on the weekend, I don't shave every day but it's so easy with the disposable that I just might. I had a foot long beard before this so I'm no expert

    Edit: not so concerned about body hair, I could never shave my legs regularly and my partner appreciates the "texture" iykwim

  • traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Scammed by Small Razor?

  • Someone told me to take comfort that the crimes of the ruling class will haunt their conscience and deep inside they will be tormented by awareness of the lives they lived

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  • Someone told me to take comfort that the crimes of the ruling class will haunt their conscience and deep inside they will be tormented by awareness of the lives they lived

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  • The most infuriating version of this is whole hypocrisy angle liberals love to take. They don't seem to understand how someone could have different standards for their allies and their enemies. Denying reproductive healthcare and directly killing people with wombs is not inconsistent with being "pro-life" if you don't value the lives of people with wombs.

    I suspect they don't really understand what it means to have friends OR principles

  • Someone told me to take comfort that the crimes of the ruling class will haunt their conscience and deep inside they will be tormented by awareness of the lives they lived

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  • Yeah, two things I left out in this post. One, it's a total fantasy with no basis in reality at all. Two, if you pull at the thread of "the way I feel for no reason" it will probably unravel into "the way I feel specifically because I'm forced to live in the very world these people have created"

  • Someone told me to take comfort that the crimes of the ruling class will haunt their conscience and deep inside they will be tormented by awareness of the lives they lived

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  • How did you guess

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Someone told me to take comfort that the crimes of the ruling class will haunt their conscience and deep inside they will be tormented by awareness of the lives they lived

  • The impossible burger bacons at midnight!

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  • It's like you stupid vegans don't even know that "most dairy calves are brought to full weight before slaughter" bet you feel silly now

  • is this the biggest fascist dogwhistle in advertising history?

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  • America is a fascist thing

    Edit: and Dunkin obviously, now that they've confessed to their essential role

  • is this the biggest fascist dogwhistle in advertising history?

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  • If you look at the bottom it says "America runs on Dunkin"

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    is this the biggest fascist dogwhistle in advertising history?

  • pranks be like: yo bro feeling safe?

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  • what if a really bad or scary thing happened to you hahaha

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    pranks be like: yo bro feeling safe?

  • Americans rate politicians. I want to meet the ones who said Liz Cheney is far left.

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  • They are confusing her with Lon Cheney Jr who is in Hollywood and therefore a woke

  • technology @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    new phone who dis

  • Bruce Springsteen released a new song "Streets of Minneapolis". [Spoiler: It's very bad.]

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  • There's a reason it stands out in my memory so starkly, hahaha

    For some extra nauseating context, it aired during the superbowl two weeks after biden's inauguration lmao

  • Bruce Springsteen released a new song "Streets of Minneapolis". [Spoiler: It's very bad.]

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  • At this point in his career I don't think Bruce, his team, or even his listeners are all that invested in the quality of his new songs. To them his legacy is secure. For me, the first thing I think of when I hear his name now is the "meet in the middle" superbowl commercial he did a few years back about how we are all just too dang divided (it was an ad for jeep lol)

    Hopefully in twenty years I'll be back to thinking "born to run" instead of "Obama podcast"

  • Shower thought: providing IS nurturing and nurturing IS providing

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  • u got me like

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Shower thought: providing IS nurturing and nurturing IS providing

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Pobody's nerfect!

  • I had a dream that the firefighters hired me to piss on fires to put them out and there was a HUGE bushfire and I pissed on it for about thirty minutes and extinguished the WHOLE thing

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  • really?

  • Remembering that Ben Shapiro short story from an anthology book where he attempted to portray a "communist dystopia"

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  • *owned by maybe four distinct corporations tops

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Hexbear be like:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    New white house plaques - Please God we would be so blessed to get the official trump administration history of every president

  • sports @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Jays + Dodgers last night be like

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    justin trudeau need to eat something fam, you look ghoulish

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Visual glitching on fedora 42

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    How to make Karaoke tracks/videos?

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    the_robot_from_planet_danger [comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    YASD #33

  • memes @hexbear.net
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    YASD #32

  • memes @hexbear.net
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    YASD #31

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    YASD #30

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    YASD #29