badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where yo
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badposting @hexbear.net Guamer [she/her] @hexbear.net To the beat of We Will Rock You Treats, treats, SLOP! Treats, treats, SLOP!
We wiiillllll we wiiillllll slop you!
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badposting @hexbear.net tombruzzo [none/use name] @hexbear.net GUYS, THEY JUST SHOT A POLAR BEAR!
There's something going on with that island I tell ya.
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badposting @hexbear.net SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net Adding bees that find their way into my house and having to dance around them with a cup and piece of paper while shrieking like a lil' baby trying to catch them to release them back outside to my
list of wildlife I'm waging a protracted people's war on. I swear if one of these mofos sting me.
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badposting @hexbear.net 9to5 [she/her] @hexbear.net Gorilla Marketing
I have devised a new way to market products. BRING IN THE 600POUND GORILLA
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badposting @hexbear.net Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem] @hexbear.net "And you call the 2004 anime series 'PreCure' despite the fact that The Cure was founded in 1976?"
"Yes. It's a regional dialect."
"For a mid-2000s anime series?"
"Yes."
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badposting @hexbear.net Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] @hexbear.net Can you eat a whole child sized boulder? If not, I don't even want to know you, weakling.
I bet you can't even unhinge your jaw, loser.
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badposting @hexbear.net CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] @hexbear.net Yeah Im a chaser
Chasing this bread
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badposting @hexbear.net FunkyStuff [he/him] @hexbear.net i paint my ship red
but i don't use paint (i know that's right)
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badposting @hexbear.net shath [comrade/them] @hexbear.net put your hands in the air this is a robbery
no funny business hand over the cash
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badposting @hexbear.net isame [he/him] @hexbear.net More Like International Wokers Day
My first bad post. Did I do it right?
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badposting @hexbear.net comrade_pibb [comrade/them] @hexbear.net I would like to speak to the CEO of spelling
why the heck is
diarrheaso fucked up?