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  • He's got my vote

  • Well I for one don't know a gawd damn thing.

    But this is a fresh building and the lock is still smooth as butter. I put enough strength into it to fear snapping something somewhere (either the lock or me).

    My wife just needed to turn the key like normal to get in. Nothing stuck.

  • Same homie

  • Can't, too dull

  • Lmao, I didn't know where else to go. I'm in no danger or upset, just a dull man who did something dumb

  • For those asking about the lock.

    So like I said, I forgot to pull my key out the keyhole, then turned the knob on instinct, tried to open it, failed, tried to unlock it, failed.

    I'm as confused as you are

  • Turnips depressed sugar daddy paid a lot of money for it, so they gotta try to get his money's worth

  • Not in a rush, I can hold out

    *what's the etiquette for responding to comments that say the same thing first? Should I copy and paste myself or just say first come first serve?

  • Not in a rush, I can hold out

  • I just learned this today. Haven't thought about the implications yet.

    Thxthx

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    Locked myself in my apartment

    I forgot my key on the hole and locked the door when I got in. Now I can't open the door.

    I'm not concerned, the wife is hanging with a friend, so she'll be able to open the door when she gets back, but I was planning to go get a pizza

  • Those documents with his signature

    I'm willing to bet the conversation on the document never happened, and they just forced him to sign.

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    The department also posted a copy of Hermosillo's sworn statement on X in which Hermosillo responded "yes" when asked if he had entered the U.S. illegally. The document shows a child-like signature that reads "Jose."

    In a phone interview Tuesday, Hermosillo's parents told CBS News their son suffers from intellectual disabilities, cannot read or write and has trouble speaking. They said he could not have possibly known what he was signing when he was detained.

    "He's never been able to read and was always in special education classes in school," Guadalupe Hermosillo, Hermosillo's mother, said in Spanish.

  • The June primary is ranked-choice voting, a confusing system that has New Yorkers listing candidates in order of preference.

    Calls ranked choice voting confusing and explains exactly how it works in the same sentence.

  • Building inspector here, I'm going to need to see architectural drawwings and purrmits.

  • Lmao, at 2 minutes, he legit lays out why the police is too pussy ass bitch to do their job

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    Judge orders the Trump administration to return man who was mistakenly deported

    "This was an illegal act," U.S. Federal District Judge Paula Xinis told Justice Department lawyers at a federal court hearing in Greenbelt, Maryland about the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who lived in the U.S. legally and had a work permit. Abrego Garcia was arrested and deported last month — despite having been granted protection by an immigration judge in 2019 that should have prevented him from being deported to El Salvador.

    Judge Xinis ordered the government to return Abrego Garcia to the U.S. by 11:59 p.m. on Monday, April 7. She said keeping him in El Salvador constitutes irreparable harm.

    "From the moment he was seized, it was unconstitutional," Judge Xinis said during the hearing. "If there isn't a document, a warrant, a statement of probable cause, then there is no basis to have seized him in the first place. That's how I'm looking at it," the judge said.

    FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    Barbacoa tacos

    Trees @lemmy.world
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    Black Cream Auto

    Nice start to the flower

    Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Download this video of Elon Musk being booed off stage for 7 minutes to earn your Domestic Terrorist badge

    World News @lemmy.world
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    Israel asks Indonesia, African nations to take Palestinians from Gaza

    Edited for Clarity

    Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu tasked Israel's Mossad foreign intelligence agency with finding countries that would agree to receive large numbers of Palestinians displaced ethnically cleansed from the Gaza Strip, two Israeli officials tell Axios. Why it matters: President Trump's proposal to remove ethnically cleanse all two million Palestinians from Gaza to rebuild the enclave hasn't gone anywhere. But Netanyahu is also looking for ways to relocate ethnically cleanse large numbers of Palestinians, potentially to countries thousands of miles away. Behind the scenes: Talks have already taken place with Somalia and South Sudan — two poor conflict-plagued countries in East Africa — as well as other countries including Indonesia, according to the two Israeli officials and a former U.S. official. • Netanyahu gave Mossad the secret assignment several weeks ago, the Israeli officials say. • The Israeli Prime Minister's Office declined to c

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    This administration has gone too far

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    I've only used Sync for Lemmy. What am I missing out on?

    I only use mobile. Never tried Lemmy on a PC.

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    Cecina y Nopales Tacos

    With guajillo salsa and avocado cilantro lime crema

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    Hamdan Ballal: 'No Other Land' co-director detained after attack by Israeli settlers

    Basel Adra, another co-director, witnessed the detention and said around two dozen settlers — some masked, some carrying guns, some in Israeli uniform — attacked the village. Soldiers who arrived pointed their guns at the Palestinians, while settlers continued throwing stones.

    Typical Nazionist Behavior

    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    How effective would sanctions on the US by the international community be?

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    “More than a human can bear”: Israel's systematic use of sexual, reproductive and other forms of gender-based violence since October 2023

    Specific forms of sexual and gender-based violence – such as forced public stripping and nudity, sexual harassment including threats of rape, as well as sexual assault – comprise part of the Israeli Security Forces’ standard operating procedures toward Palestinians. 

    Other forms of sexual and gender-based violence, including rape and violence to the genitals, were committed either under explicit orders or with implicit encouragement by Israel’s top civilian and military leadership, the report said. 

    A climate of impunity also exists with regard to sexual and gender-based crimes committed by Israeli settlers in the West Bank, with the aim of instilling fear into the Palestinian community and expelling them. 

    “The exculpatory statements and actions by Israeli leaders and the lack of effectiveness shown by the military justice system to prosecute cases and convict perpetrators send a clear message to members of the Israeli Security Forces that they can continue committing such ac

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    “More than a human can bear”: Israel's systematic use of sexual, reproductive and other forms of gender-based violence since October 2023

    Specific forms of sexual and gender-based violence – such as forced public stripping and nudity, sexual harassment including threats of rape, as well as sexual assault – comprise part of the Israeli Security Forces’ standard operating procedures toward Palestinians. 

    Other forms of sexual and gender-based violence, including rape and violence to the genitals, were committed either under explicit orders or with implicit encouragement by Israel’s top civilian and military leadership, the report said. 

    A climate of impunity also exists with regard to sexual and gender-based crimes committed by Israeli settlers in the West Bank, with the aim of instilling fear into the Palestinian community and expelling them. 

    “The exculpatory statements and actions by Israeli leaders and the lack of effectiveness shown by the military justice system to prosecute cases and convict perpetrators send a clear message to members of the Israeli Security Forces that they can continue committing such ac

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    Solar farms are booming in the US and putting thousands of hungry sheep to work - ABC News

    “Just the growth has been kind of crazy for us,” said Howard, who named his company Texas Solar Sheep. “It’s been great for me and my family.”

    Some agriculture experts say Howard's success reflects how solar farms have become a boon for some ranchers.

    Reid Redden, a sheep farmer and solar vegetation manager in San Angelo, Texas, said a successful sheep business requires agricultural land that has become increasingly scarce.

    “Solar grazing is probably the biggest opportunity that the sheep industry had in the United States in several generations,” Redden said.

    The response to solar grazing has been overwhelmingly positive in rural communities near South Texas solar farms where Redden raises sheep for sites to use, he said.

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    CBS 58's Sam Kuffel is out after criticizing Elon Musk arm gesture

    WDJT-TV (CBS 58) defends Nazis.

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    My zero maintenance winter grow

    I didn't do a damn thing other than top these plants once and water it with nutes.

    4 plants in here.

    Front right is a 3 gal Forbidden Fruit Auto

    Front left is a 1 gal Forbidden Fruit Auto

    Back left is a 1 gal Critical 47 Auto that was planted a full month before the forbidden fruit but was very stunted, but managed to flower at the same time

    Back right is a lemon grass I'm keeping alive through the winter. Its actually been great for maintaining humidity during the flowering. I haven't needed to use a dehumidifier this time around.

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    Netanyahu: no vote on Gaza ceasefire deal until Hamas accepts all terms | Israel-Gaza war

    “Hamas has reneged on parts of the agreement reached with the mediators and Israel in an effort to extort last-minute concessions,” the statement said, adding that the situation had created a “last-minute crisis”.

    ...

    According to an Israeli television report, Smotrich presented Netanyahu with a list of conditions for his support, including a pledge that Israel would return to fighting should Hamas manage to retain control of Gaza, and to strictly limit the quantity of humanitarian aid allowed into the territory.

    Israeli media widely reported this week that the government was prepared to resume hostilities after the end of the first six-week phase of the truce, during which hostages are supposed to be released.

    Almost as if genocide was the goal.

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    Netanyahu: no vote on Gaza ceasefire deal until Hamas accepts all terms | Israel-Gaza war

    “Hamas has reneged on parts of the agreement reached with the mediators and Israel in an effort to extort last-minute concessions,” the statement said, adding that the situation had created a “last-minute crisis”.

    ...

    According to an Israeli television report, Smotrich presented Netanyahu with a list of conditions for his support, including a pledge that Israel would return to fighting should Hamas manage to retain control of Gaza, and to strictly limit the quantity of humanitarian aid allowed into the territory.

    Israeli media widely reported this week that the government was prepared to resume hostilities after the end of the first six-week phase of the truce, during which hostages are supposed to be released.

    Almost as if genocide was the goal.