


Oh get the fuck outta here is this a bit?

beware of duck riders



I went looking at those and saw onion chicken flavor? that sounds good. have you had it?

I like black garlic. That stuffs yummy. Ill have to write these down too.
Loading up on noodle recs

I get these and the shin golds pretty regularly.

I've had like four people mention that in the last couple weeks which is sorta weird because I dont think ive heard it mentioned before.
I had to look but its carried at the grocery store near me. If its in stock ill grab some and try it. It sounds like it could be good.

ITT - We post good/favorite instant noodles


Post some of your favorite noods you can find readily available in most grocery stores. I like instant noodles, and i know yall do too.
ETA or not readily available too. Ill try some good recs



Giancarlo Despacito

same except it fast food and plumbing tools for me. I have a lot of depression plumbing tools.

I mean, the Vatican was complicit in the rat lines that helped Nazis escape. They may have toned it down some since (debatable) but come on.. its the Vatican.

how do i deal with them?
I dont deal with them at all. I dont see them at birthdays (theirs, mine, or my childrens). I dont invite them to my kids school events. I dont call them for advice. I dont respond when they tell me something is broken in their home and can i help out? I do not send Christmas gifts, i do not keep gifts sent to me or mine. I give my kids rhe option to keep or send back the occasional gift they receive. They send them back. Ive been transparent with my kids why i donot ha e a relationship with my folks. Im trying to not perpetuate the whole thing.
Ive had moments of anger where i really fucking wanted to say something, whether in response or unprovoked but realized that id be better off if i didnt even bother. I dont need to be cruel in return. Silence is perfectly adequate. It just sorta stuck that way.

Thats just what was sampled, comrade.
A total of 242 sampling locations were available throughout the state, including 166 self-sampling kiosks and 76 staffed sites. Disposal sites (154 in total), including dumpsters, landfills and transfer stations, were available for deer carcass waste.
I have to imagine they missed some. Quite a bit even. This sampling requires a voluntary interaction of some sort on the hunters part.
In Texas at least, the vast majority of CWD positives come from breeding farms/game ranches that sell cervids to other locations to hunt/increase their herds. Something like 80% of all positives come from game ranches or places w a high fenced boundary (game fence - you can tell a game breeding facility by their fences, typically 10-15' high when the surrounding properties will only have a couple strands of barbed wire 3-4' off the ground on some old salt cedar posts.) Its in 30 of the 254 counties in Texas as of early 2024 IIRC. It only took three years to get from the Hueco Mountains near El Paso, to Bexar County/San Antonio in the south of Texas. Three fucking years.
Being a Texan, even though i do not hunt, i know a lot of fellas who fancy themselves as hunters. A lot of them go on canned hunts, at the places most likely to see a CWD positive herd. The TPWD states that while the chance of crossover to humans is low it is also NOT ZERO.
How long did it take those unlucky sods who contracted CJD/mad cow to show Symptoms and then die? Its a literal waiting game. We have no clue how long it takes for the proteins to misfold to the point of symptoms showing in white tail and muleys, just that it averages around 40-50 months to die once symptoms show. Ive never cared for venison in any amount, and ive never fed it to my children, but i know plenty of avid hunters who do feed it to their kids, neighbors, etc. How long until little Timmy exhibits symptoms because Papa fed Timmy venison? Im not willing to roll the dice on that shit.

This is fucking lame.

My apprentice must have just learned about Communism yesterday
I heard toothbrush joke today at work.
Hand me my basin wrench and come under here with me and watch what im doing - 'you mean our basin wrench'.
(At lunch today) Can you pass my water jug to me please? 'you mean out water jug, comrade?'
He's the new owner's 17 year old fail son.
I dont get paid enough for this shit.


this but the entire chinese peoples. Just chads everywhere.

Braver than the troops o7

My kids talked me in to playing minecrap. I'm 46 and I've never played it once before this weekend. Im mining, then I'm crafting.
Also playing the usual, GTA:SA multiplayer. I've been playing it since it released in 2006 or 2007 i think. And i suck at it still.
Im not a g#mer, let alone a G*mer. Ever see people who cannot pass training levels/skill building levels? Where every single jump is a trial by fire for the person holding the controller?
That's me. I grew up w a single button and an 8way joystick. Then i got a Nintendo, which has two buttons. Thats 100% more buttons. I never got past this level of skill. I bought both Zelda TOTK and BOTW because of how cool they looked and how much fun i might have. And Im so bad at those games. I can't remember moves to save my life. Im all thumbs, or all left feet or something. So i just fuck around in SAMP.
thanks for coming to Boomer Talk.

keep blinds shut/windows locked. Doors too. I dont want to seem callous or flippant but have you had any breakups recently that went south? Any hookups that maybe went bad? Any negative interactions w strangers recently? Stalkers?
Depending upon your location, it may be against rules laid out by whatever agency has authority over flights/flying in the country you live in. You might be able to report it (i know, i know, im talking about going to the feds or whatever) and depending upon what is nearby, said authority may investigate. If its a repeat thing they may be able to triangulate a controller signal. Do FPV drones broadcast an FCC ID/ FAA ID or equivalent? Some can be purchased as kits, as turn key or some can be assembled from parts. Id reckon there exists open source flight controller software that will allow one to fly a drone in unauthorized spaces. Im close to a US naval base and they take unathorized drone flights very seriously. Very seriously. I cants say too much because ill docs myself but im speaking from experience here.
Is it possible to snare it/corral it somehow, without causing yourself harm? Masons twine is quite durable, cheap, and a well aimed loose handful at low elecations might foul up a prop. A small lightweight length of chain from a hardware store could work for this too. Bird netting or fishing line strung back n forth might foul up a rotor.
Honestly, i think your options for recourse are pretty small. Its either get the feds/regulatory agencies involved or get creative and get the fkn thing out of the sky by any means necessary. Are doors and windows accessible by just taking a fire eacape or something similar? Keep the doors locked, the shades drawn and the windows locked.
Im sorry if im scaring you unreasonably; it might be a one off thing, some peeping tom has gone high tech. It might be someone looking for easy apartments/homes to break in to. It might just be someone saw you and human curiosity took over.
Stay safe comrade.


Real existential crisis hours, whos up?
When I'm lyin' in my bed at night
I don't wanna grow up
Nothin' ever seems to turn out right
I don't wanna grow up
How do you move in a world of fog
That's always changing things
Makes me wish that I could be a dog
When I see the price that you pay
I don't wanna grow up
I don't ever wanna be that way
I don't wanna grow up
Seems like folks turn into things
That they'd never want
The only thing to live for
Is today...
I'm gonna put a hole in my TV set
I don't wanna grow up
Open up the medicine chest
And I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna have to shout it out
I don't want my hair to fall out
I don't wanna be filled with doubt
I don't wanna be a good boy scout
I don't wanna have to learn to count
I don't wanna have the biggest amount
I don't wanna grow up
Well when I see my parents fight
I don't wanna grow up
They all go out and drinking all night. And I don't wanna grow up
I'd rather stay here in my room
Nothin' out there but

Listening to my employer's son and his complaints
About an $1,800 kitchen faucet that doesnt interface with Alexa properly.
Im liable to take the faucet and beat him with it til his legs dont work any more. The disconnect here may as well be the Grand Canyon and im Evel Knievel.

Where my fellow CPAP/sleep apnea sufferers at?
What machine are you using? What mask do you use? Hows it going for you? Any OSCAR users? SleepHQ?
Solidarity with all my snorebois and snoregals.

Why do folks who drink alcohol feel the need to harass others who choose not to?
Out on the beach for a while today, i ran across two people waving for attention; turns out they were stuck right past the '4wd only past this point' sign. I got them unstuck, made sure they didnt need anything else and was about to head on my way. One of the women offered me a couple road sodas, and i declined- i havent drank alcohol in about 13 years and have no inclination to start again. The other woman actually scoffed, and said 'what man isnt going to accept a beer from a couple women on the beach, are you a f-slur?'
So i left.
Why the fuck do people who drink alcohol act this way around people who dont drink?

Beach Day!


Took a much needed day away from as much as possible. Burned off for a local beach along the Gulf of Mexico with my two tweenagers. Not much surf to speak of today but i don't surf anymore, so not that much of a deal. Found a nice flat spot, we brought out boogie boards, a wood skimboard and a Zap board and just goofed off in less than 2" of water almost all day. Didn't go out much past the knees/mid thigh though. Calmer days like today the sharks come closer to shore and we are multiple miles from city proper here. Built sand castles, dug holes, watched minnows in the foreshore, saw redfish swimming in the breakers, cleaned up some flotsam, ate a picnic lunch under a sun shade ..
All around just a great day and I'm thankful for it.

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thinly veiled threats from the DNC?
fuck all the way off. Vote PSL if you’re gonna vote. The GOP and DNC can eat my whole ass.

Need quality fans for 3d printer hot end - got rec’s?
I need a couple fans for my hot end, the bearings on one of the fans on my current one are spun. Anyone have rec’s for a brand that makes quality fans? I don’t mind paying for something that will last more than six months of semi-regular use. I’ve burned thru lots of cheapies and I’m tired of replacing them.