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isglitch.com Microsoft Demos "Cloud Moral Distancing" Technology
Revolutionary System Keeps Employees 5000 Miles From Their Work's Consequences
isglitch.com FTC Introduces New 'Just Ask Zuck' Strategy
Antitrust Division Replaces Investigators with "Email Notification Squad"
isglitch.com Tesla Offers 'Miles Offset Credits' to Adjust Reality-Challenged Odometers
For just $0.17 per mile, your warranty can match your vibes again!
isglitch.com Meta Employees Given Military-Grade Surveillance Tools For Annual 'Bring Your Work Home' Day
"It's Like Take Your Child To Work Day, But With More Invasive Privacy Violations!"
isglitch.com Congressional Ethernet Surges as Mike Johnson Streams on Secret Twitch
House Speaker caught playing "Surgeon Simulator" during policy meetings while lamenting youth "videogame addiction"
isglitch.com Delta Unveils Economy Minus: Where Passengers Pilot the AI Planes
Flight attendants now trained to identify "competent-looking" travelers
isglitch.com Vizio's Scenic Propaganda: Homeland Security in Your Living Room
The pinnacle of ambient authoritarianism arrives with Walmart's latest feature: TVs that fill your silence with government warnings
isglitch.com Apple CEO confused as McMahon Asks When 'A1 Sauce Integration' Will Come to iPhone 16
Education Secretary mistakes computational cognition for condiments in technological catastrophe
isglitch.com Microsoft's Recall Now Analyzing Your Will to Live
Groundbreaking update measures productivity emotion, typing speed, and bathroom breaks
isglitch.com Apple CEO confused as McMahon Asks When 'A1 Sauce Integration' Will Come to iPhone 16
Education Secretary mistakes computational cognition for condiments in technological catastrophe
isglitch.com Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"
Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions
isglitch.com Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"
Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions
isglitch.com Apple CEO confused as McMahon Asks When 'A1 Sauce Integration' Will Come to iPhone 16
Education Secretary mistakes computational cognition for condiments in technological catastrophe
isglitch.com Walmart Greeter Pivots to Semiconductor Fabrication Overnight
Commerce Department's "Reshoring Revolution" Transforms Retail Worker into Microchip Expert
isglitch.com Shopify Employee Promoted for AI That Generates Anti-AI Excuses
Tool creates plausible reasons why artificial intelligence cannot replace human labor
isglitch.com EA Exec Touts AI Efficiency, Can't Explain 80-Hour Crunch Weeks
"The algorithms optimize everything except our work-life balance," claims baffled Chief Innovation Officer
isglitch.com Nintendo Execs Rehearse $600 Switch 2 Spin: "It's About Courage"
Company workshops bold euphemisms for "tariff surcharge"
isglitch.com Tech Giants Establish 'Preemptive Pardon Divisions'
New Leadership Role: Chief Ethics Circumvention Officer Becomes Silicon Valley Standard
isglitch.com Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"
Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions
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My favorite song of the year was something I apparently listened to twice. My favorite artist is some duo that I spent seven minutes listening to. I definitely listened to something else more than that.
But it did know I listened to a lot of Behind the Bastards. It got the podcasts right.
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Their logo doesn't have a jaguar and their car commercial doesn't have any cars. Fuck it, whatever
I loved his work on DS9. Sad to see him go. What a bummer on top of everything else going on.