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@ ConcreteHalloween @hexbear.net

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Got fired from my job as an executioner cuz I kept laughing and fucking around with the bodies.

  • The porn industry is ignoring an important demographic: asexuals

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  • "I can really appreciate the aesthetics of this image of Revy from Black Lagoon having sex with an octopus. I just really admire the craftsmanship."

  • Mr.Beast with the help of Saudi Arabian Navy delivers 10 tons of his ‘Feastables’ chocolate bars to the USS Gerald Ford in an attempt to boost morale

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  • Oh that's why the toilets got clogged

  • Mutiny on the battle ship Fordtempkin

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  • I once worked with a guy who was on a submarine in the Navy, and apparently the antics they get up to were pretty fucking wild. They love shoving shit up each others asses for some reason

    I imagine submarines are more strict about toilet related antics though, but this is a carrier so way bigger with more and less disciplined people.

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  • Have you seen some of the shit people throw in porta-potties at music festivals and shit?

    We are talking about a bunch of bored 20 year old guys stuck on a boat here.

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  • "Excuse me ma'am, you dropped your panties in the lavatory."

    "Oh thank you oddly sweaty old man!"

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  • Why? That just means your step-bro is coming to help you out.

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  • Sketchy looking car rental shop owning: "well there sweetie; I can tell you're not really 25, but I'll let you rent this car if you... promise to clean it before returning it. I know you got to get to your brother wedding."

    "Oh thank you mister, can I suck your dick as a thank you?"

    "What? No that'd be highly unprofessional of me as a businessman."

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  • Some of us non-Aces enjoy the plot. Like how is that poor woman going to get out of that washing machine?

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  • Encounters an octopus, is like "wow cool octopus", continues on her way home.

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  • Oh it's sooooo hot how nobody has any sex in these

  • Wake up babe, new Spinosaurus just dropped

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  • No feathers!

  • Fave huge jackedman movie?

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  • Peerisoners

  • Epstein had his prostate removed but the body in his cell had an enlarged prostate.

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  • wtf are you and old timey boxing coach? Are you saying this to Rocky before he goes back in the ring?

  • Epstein had his prostate removed but the body in his cell had an enlarged prostate.

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  • A what now?

  • Hegseth says he’ll order random pizzas to throw off monitoring app

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  • Dude, I think you just want pizza cuz you're drunk.

  • Epstein had his prostate removed but the body in his cell had an enlarged prostate.

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  • Apologies. Edited.

    I wouldn't know what to call it, but it is defiantly a thing, people getting a bit too deep into weird stuff on the internet to the point it starts negatively affecting their lives.

  • rimwotld creator having a normal moment online

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  • You can also brew beer and grow hella dank kush to be fair.

  • Kissenger?

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  • Pucker up!

  • Kissenger?

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  • That sounds like a challenge...

  • Games @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    My bro got a Switch 2 and gave me his old Switch and so I've been playing Breath of the Wild for the first time. Love it but...

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Before UberEats and delivery apps in general, every shop had a "boy" who could go run people stuff

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    "Uncut Gems" and "Marty Supreme" have created a new genre: Neurotic NYC Jewish guy tries to handle his life falling apart

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I talk you into coming back to my place and this is what it looks like

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Oh at first I was worried my mom was drinking again, but then I noticed her mug said NOT tequila on it.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Bit idea: bad Joker comparisons

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    What a dick!

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Bit idea: what if I was French?

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    So I recently learned there's was a Chinese emperor named "Cao Pi" which sounds like "Cow Pee", which made me wonder if there are English names that sound funny in other languages.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    20 year old millennial me: "I'm never gonna be like this boomers who complain about how the younger generation is lazy and entitled!"

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Man, I just had a random thought, it'd really suck if you were a guy who just happened to also be named "Jeffery Epstein" and you became a pediatrician.

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    What's everyone's opinions on letting minors above a certain age do some part-time labor?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Ah remember the good ol' days of 4 years ago when AI was a goofy little tool you could use to make absurdist comedy content for shit's and giggles!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    This is the future the left wants

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    So in the KPop Demon Hunters universe does the DPRK have its own musical group to combat demon incursion?

  • chat @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    SNOW POST!

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    RECORD NUMBERS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

  • chat @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I fucking hate going to the doctor.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    68 + 1

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    She better also be really into trains

    www.today.com /health/news/first-autistic-barbie-doll-rcna253583