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Computer time is limited
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25587869
Computer rule
Editor’s Note: previous titles for this article have been added here for posterity.
where does the word algorithm come from?
Could it be from the greek word "algos" and "rythm" which mean "pain" and "any measured flow or movement"
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BC%84%CE%BB%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%82 https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CF%81%CF%85%CE%B8%CE%BC%CF%8C%CF%82 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm
Aborted Virtual Machine
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29156476
Aborted VM rule
Do not pass go Do NOT align unspecified stuff
Description, because "alt text" can't show it well:
cpp
{ emit differentFiles (ckFile.absoluteFilePath(), otherFile.absoluteFilePath(), FileCompareWorker::FileComparisonParams{FileComparisonParams::FileNameMatch, (ckFile.size() > otherFile.size()) ? FileComparisonParams::File1IsLarger : FileComparisonParams::File2IsLarger}); }
After Alignment
cpp
{ emit differentFiles (ckFile.absoluteFilePath(), otherFile.absoluteFilePath(), FileCompareWorker::FileComparisonParams{FileComparisonParams::FileNameMatch, (ckFile.size() > otherFile.size()) ? FileComparisonParams::File1IsLarger : FileComparisonParams::File2IsLarger}); }
The Magic Cookie
From "Punisher / Batman" by Dixon, Romita, and Janson.
Laika - Bad Times (little known Y2K song, whole thing is arguably a programmer humor joke)
Y2K, as in it came out in the year 2000.
Link to the song again:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xqvYBB6-yOg
::: spoiler Here are the lyrics, but as it is a song, I highly suggest you just listen to it!
If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes", delete it immediately without reading it.
This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet
...
It will re-write your hard drive.
Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank.
It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
It will