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    Lena @gregtech.eu

    Github > youtube

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    ulterno @programming.dev

    Do not pass go Do NOT align unspecified stuff

    Description, because "alt text" can't show it well:

     cpp
        
                {
                    emit differentFiles (ckFile.absoluteFilePath(),
                        otherFile.absoluteFilePath(),
                        FileCompareWorker::FileComparisonParams{FileComparisonParams::FileNameMatch,
                            (ckFile.size() > otherFile.size()) ? FileComparisonParams::File1IsLarger
                                : FileComparisonParams::File2IsLarger});
                }
    
      

    After Alignment

     cpp
        
                {
                    emit differentFiles (ckFile.absoluteFilePath(),
                        otherFile.absoluteFilePath(),
                        FileCompareWorker::FileComparisonParams{FileComparisonParams::FileNameMatch,
                            (ckFile.size() > otherFile.size()) ? FileComparisonParams::File1IsLarger
                                                               : FileComparisonParams::File2IsLarger});
                }
    
      
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    orbituary @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    The Magic Cookie

    From "Punisher / Batman" by Dixon, Romita, and Janson.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    froufox @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    based on a real situation

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    Zenoctate @lemmy.world

    Modern Font Requirements

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    tetris11 @lemmy.ml

    Khan is hugely relatable

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    Lena @gregtech.eu

    Found in psycopg docs

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    sp3ctr4l @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Laika - Bad Times (little known Y2K song, whole thing is arguably a programmer humor joke)

    Y2K, as in it came out in the year 2000.

    Link to the song again:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=xqvYBB6-yOg

    ::: spoiler Here are the lyrics, but as it is a song, I highly suggest you just listen to it!

    If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes", delete it immediately without reading it.

    This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet

    ...

    It will re-write your hard drive.

    Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.

    It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts.

    It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.

    It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.

    It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank.

    It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over.

    It will

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    cm0002 @lemmy.world

    Can I Make Guitar Hero From Scratch Using Only A Guitar? | Code Bullet