His entire job as an MMA commentator is to interview people who were recently concussed into a pulp. That’s about where he’s at — able to converse with people who are struggling to stay lucid enough to not get carried out on a stretcher. Something something DMT and gorillas, Jamie pull that up.
How many people are up and current on their loans with zero problems? Let’s check the notes… aaaaand it’s under 40%.
This needs to be in front of every movie.
“If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes”
I’m personally rooting for “sucked into an escalator”
The best part after “As long as they don’t ruin my water” etc., in detail:
His concerns about water are more than theoretical. Last year The Boring Company was fined $11,876 (£8,950) by the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality after being cited for water pollution violations.
The Boring Company initially planned to dump wastewater in the nearby Colorado River but, after local pressure, signed a deal to send the sludge to a Bastrop wastewater treatment plant.
$11,876 sure teaches a multi-billion dollar company a lesson. Enjoy your new Flint, MI.
36 hours of goon? No wonder he was screaming, I bet his dick looks like a pistol grip.
Fingers crossed he fucks up enough to link it to something like PFAS (already a no) and we get serious reform out of it.
Theres no way Garcia wasn’t rushed through makeup and wardrobe hours before and only beaten with car antennas for a couple days prior so he could still get up to do the photo op.
I was the person who wrote all the posts, now looking for freelance work.
Perfect. No notes.
So instead of lasers for self driving, we got cameras because they’re like eyes and they can do the same thing. Now odometers, they spin and the number gets bigger. That’s like a slot machine. They need lots of numbers, so we’ll make them like penny slots and just go one little bit at a time, and it’ll make you feel like a winner when the parts fall off!
Wafflestomping all the way down
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned it yet, but HOAs are a holdover of practices to keep minorities from moving into neighborhoods. They still are sets of discriminatory practices, reinventing themselves in pettier ways.
Tl;dr fuck HOAs.
Imagine Bob is a city construction worker with a work vehicle. He and his wife both park in the driveway, so he has to park the work vehicle on the street. The HOA digs up a rule to keep slapping fines on his vehicle because Bob is “making the neighborhood unsightly,” aka neighbor Jane doesn’t want to live in a “blue-collar” neighborhood.
“Put it all on Bigballs69420, my man”
TurboTax and their lobbyists can go suck a railroad spike.
Maybe it’s in the other chemtrail tanks they break out when the “gay frogs” ones run a little dry.
They just show him a couple random numbers on a white board and he throws a McDonald’s wrapper at the one he likes.