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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

Push the button Frakes

  • My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager's house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager "Don't call me Lonestar!" and he was like "Yeah whatever Lonestar" and she screamed at the top of her lungs "DON'T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!" and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Yippee kayak, other buckets

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    It would be bad

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Great (Mr) Scott!

    Political Memes @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Please stop. Trump sucks as a negotiator, a child could beat him

    Eh Buddy Hoser @sh.itjust.works
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    It's got a nice ring to it

    Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Went for a jog yesterday

    I've been lifting weights consistently for a couple years and consider myself to be in good shape. It's time to come off the winter bulk and I figured that starting up jogging would be an easy way to improve my conditioning and start dropping some weight, so I went out for my first jog yesterday after work.

    The experience was humbling, it was shocking. In my youth I was an avid runner but have been out of it for a long time, I could not believe how difficult it was running while carrying this extra weight! For anyone else going through the same thing, hang in there

    Eh Buddy Hoser @sh.itjust.works
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Why pp refuses to get his security clearance

    Kei Trucks & Cars @lemm.ee
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Not gonna lie I'm pretty excited about this one. Kei trucks are badass

    Wikipedia @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Guillotine

    Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won’t resist. I’ll be in my shed hyperventilating

    Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Opinion: Healthcare is a human right and any delay or denial of access to healthcare is a crime against humanity

    These folks don't deserve sympathy when karma comes knocking, they are akin to mass murderers. The media can fuck right off

    Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    They should just call it quits

    cats @lemmy.world
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I thought you all might Like Mr. Butterbeans, he had feline dwarfism and a googly arm but he was still a champion

    Science Memes @mander.xyz
    shittydwarf @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I have no memory of this