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finallymadeanaccount

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  • This apartment complex has an indoor balcony

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  • Smoke alarms are a bitch when there's a BBQ, but other than that ...

  • Tim Cook Warned by CIA That China Could Move on Taiwan by 2027

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  • 2023: CIA says China could attack Taiwan by 2027.

    Seems kinda vague and pointless as prophecies go.

  • What are some things about the past people get wrong today?

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  • I wonder if holy water ever gets swapped out? How many hands and babies have been dunked before it's changed?

  • Word up

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  • "Hey! That guy's wearing a big dress on each leg!"

  • this guy has one spare arm

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  • It's for fisting.

  • Urine tests confirm alcohol consumption in wild African chimps

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  • Like they aren't dangerous enough.

    And how does one collect wild chimp urine? "Here, Bobo! In the cup! In the cup, boy! No, not on your sister! In the cup!"

  • Earbud question: Does anyone actually like to silicone tipped earbuds over the solid plastic ones?

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  • I'd sooner have someone piss in my ear than wear solid ones. They hurt and don't stay in.

  • oh no

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  • Fart vibrations shook the camera.

  • Armed ICE officer in Portland called 911 during confrontation: ‘I’m going to have to shoot this kid’

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  • Oddly enough, I believe nothing Hernandez said.

  • Chocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as shops warn it's being stolen to order

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  • Cadbury? Really? That's gone to shit these days. I wouldn't even buy it from a shady looking drug addict in an alley!

    Now Lindt, on the other hand ...

  • Reddit fined £14 million by UK data watchdog over age check failings

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  • Rightio! A swift kick in the gob will put a stop to all that!

  • ICE warehouse in Surprise targeted by arsonist days after massive community protests

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  • The guy with the MAGA hat? Yeah, he's the head of Antifa!!!

  • Kristi Noem Repeatedly Claimed ICE Deported a Cannibal. It Was “Completely Made Up.”

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  • gasp No!!!

  • The size of Portugal compared to Spain

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  • Bah! That's nothing! You should see the size of Antarctica compared to Spain!

  • Hegseth says he’ll order random pizzas to throw off monitoring app

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  • It's not to buy pizza on a lark.

  • Employa destroya 🫵😫

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  • Then I hope the barista is patient, because they're gonna be waiting a long time ...

  • Hegseth says he’ll order random pizzas to throw off monitoring app

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  • Your tax dollars at work.

  • What are some hobbies that are generally looked down on but are not really problematic?

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  • And if you have houseplants, is your house then an indoor greenhouse?

  • How will the Fediverse navigate a dying internet?

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  • Palantir.