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  • If Netanyahu's involved, you can be sure there'll be dead children.

  • IAUUAWET

    As acronyms go, it sounds like a simple fella noticing his girlfriend is sexually excited.

  • Ol' Sammy saw an opportunity for some of those cash-packed government contracts and leapt at the chance, heedless of the fact his product will (will) one day slaughter non-combatants. After all, dead civilians can always be shovelled into the 'acceptable losses' column, can't they?

  • If you people aren't careful, Elon might find out about these comments, and get the sense he's not as well-liked, manly, intelligent, handsome, and godlike as he programmed his millions of Twitter bot accounts to tell him he is.

  • Well, yeah, but Trump and his mob of softcocks like Nazis.

  • But 'Sleepy Joe's fault', of course.

    /s

  • Pay attention to politics. It used to bore/irritate me when I was a kid and something about politics came on the TV. Now it just irritates me.

  • Random noises when sitting!

  • See, when I say I don't have any friends, nobody ever thinks of this. They just assume the problem was me!

  • Complaining will not keep future leaves at Bay.

  • On the plus side, most of us will be dead in 100 years, so it we won't have to deal with it anymore.

  • Well, that was pointless.

  • Go to church one time, fine. But take one dump ... !

  • German only?! Well, that's just linguist!

  • But he always seemed like such a stable fella ...

  • "Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".

  • Smoke alarms are a bitch when there's a BBQ, but other than that ...

  • 2023: CIA says China could attack Taiwan by 2027.

    Seems kinda vague and pointless as prophecies go.

  • I wonder if holy water ever gets swapped out? How many hands and babies have been dunked before it's changed?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?