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  • Cardinal found with forbidden phone during conclave to elect Pope Leo, book says

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  • It's the one Andy Warhol gave to Jim Morrison so he could call God. Morrison dumped it in a bin. Ultimately, it found its way to the Cardinal.

  • Scientists could soon use giant fire tornadoes to clean up our oceans

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  • Taking that headline at face value, fire is apparently good for getting rid of radioacive waste, sewerage, agricultural chemical runoff ...

  • according to sugar daddy’s net worth actually

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  • There are US bases everywhere. Kinda like cockroaches, really.

  • according to sugar daddy’s net worth actually

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  • Slavery. Sex trafficking. Human rights abuses.

  • It's worth a shot.

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  • Musk is working on it so he can finally find someone who loves him for himself, just like he programs it to.

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    The reason why the US president loves McDonald's so much is simply because he's a world-class narcissist and it sounds like it's named after him. That's it.

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  • He has no willpower because he's never had to exercise it.

  • Vladimir Putin calls Khamenei's death a "cynical murder" in violation of international law

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  • Vladimir Putin is taking the piss.

  • Missile appears to slip through defenses and strike Tel Aviv

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  • Only if it was gonna result in dead kids. That fucker whacks off to dead kids.

  • Living in western society

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  • You don't always have to come back to the same general time.

  • The US is a terrorist state

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  • Nothing surprises me anymore.

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    Talking positively about this person, on reddit, gets you banned.

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  • Everything get you banned on Reddit. They want to replace everyone with bots.

  • Carbon dioxide overload, detected in human blood, suggests a potentially toxic atmosphere within 50 years

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  • Ha! Joke's on you, scientists! I'll be dead by then!

  • The US is a terrorist state

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  • If Netanyahu's involved, you can be sure there'll be dead children.

  • NASA (Now Another Silly Acronym)

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  • IAUUAWET

    As acronyms go, it sounds like a simple fella noticing his girlfriend is sexually excited.

  • OpenAI is helping the US gov to mass surveil and kill people autonomously

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  • Ol' Sammy saw an opportunity for some of those cash-packed government contracts and leapt at the chance, heedless of the fact his product will (will) one day slaughter non-combatants. After all, dead civilians can always be shovelled into the 'acceptable losses' column, can't they?

  • TIL that Elon Musk controls 90 companies. When he buys land, when he orders food, or when he gives money to politicians, he uses shell companies

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  • If you people aren't careful, Elon might find out about these comments, and get the sense he's not as well-liked, manly, intelligent, handsome, and godlike as he programmed his millions of Twitter bot accounts to tell him he is.

  • TIL that Elon Musk controls 90 companies. When he buys land, when he orders food, or when he gives money to politicians, he uses shell companies

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  • Well, yeah, but Trump and his mob of softcocks like Nazis.

  • Nasa announces Artemis III mission no longer aims to send humans to moon

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  • But 'Sleepy Joe's fault', of course.

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  • What old person thing do you do now that you wouldn't have guessed you'd do when you were younger?

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  • Pay attention to politics. It used to bore/irritate me when I was a kid and something about politics came on the TV. Now it just irritates me.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    finallymadeanaccount @lemmy.world

    How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?