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The Onion @midwest.social White House Offers Correction After Karoline Leavitt Accidentally Answers Reporter’s Question Accurately
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Team Heavily Lobbying for Jared Kushner as Next Pope
The Onion @midwest.social As US Military Leadership Crumbles, Chinese Leaders “Kind of Curious” if They Could Take Nebraska
The Onion @midwest.social Texas Republican Party ‘Near Civil War’ as State House Debates Gun-Based Abortions
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Threatens 40% Tariffs on Ireland Unless Bono Wins ‘Amazing Race’ This Year
The Onion @midwest.social New EU Resolution Decrees All Mentions of “Country With a Tiny Penis” Be Replaced with “Country With a Tiny Penis”
The Onion @midwest.social Floridians “Worried” As Trump Asks Supreme Court for a Preemptive Ruling Whether He Can Nuke the State
The Onion @midwest.social Journalists Demand More Synonyms for Stupid as Trump Administration Enters Third Month in Office
The Onion @midwest.social Budget Concerns As IRS Layoffs Cause Americans to Remember Over 65 Million Additional Dependents
The Onion @midwest.social LiteCoin Announces Smaller, Less Popular Efficiency Office to Capitalize on DOGE Success
The Onion @midwest.social Entire Nation Unsure How to Act as Trump Frees Detained American Held in Russia
The Onion @midwest.social Republican Leadership Concerned Its “Mountain Dew Baja Blast” Caucus May Divide Party on Greenland Name Change
The Onion @midwest.social China Demands US Slow Its Collapse and Stick to Chinese Timetables.
The Onion @midwest.social Republican Leadership Outraged as Colombia Announces a 75% Tariff on Cocaine
The Onion @midwest.social Americans Unite Around New Soda Flavor: “Pepsi Despair”
The Onion @midwest.social As Finding Out Quickly Approaches, Republican Voters Remain Delighted with the Fucking Around
The Onion @midwest.social Shock and Outrage at Latest Actions by White House
The Onion @midwest.social White House Highlights Number of Straight White Males in Cabinet as Charges of Diversity Mount
The Onion @midwest.social Growing Concern Among America’s Adversaries They Forgot Bribe Payments to Cause This Much Chaos
It’s their second trip to the buffet, they deserve what they asked for.