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  • Rich people, mostly.

  • I met Captain Crunch around 2012, really nice and still insanely curious about phone systems.

  • Target sent credit card information to the back of the store unencrypted. Bluetooth didn’t need encryption because nobody can get that close. You could stop 50% of malware by changing the name of your windows directory. Security through obscurity was believed to work, every automated oil rig in the gulf was operating in the clear even into the 2000’s.

    Wild times.

  • Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

  • I wish I could say that’s a joke.

  • Since 9/11 they’re generally locked off from the public in the US. I attended some mass casualty and terrorism training and we talked with someone who ran their city water and sewer. He had a neat plan to radiate the city water system he helped them defend against.

  • Fucking our sharks, you mean.

  • Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.

  • Will everyone bring a copy of the Epstein Files? Or only one person?

  • So drone throne?

  • It’s hard to get material out before they really do it. My article on trump taking over turning point only beat vance hosting the show by 24 hours.

  • I use he/him, but thanks. 🙂

    Leo is often the release valve when it gets too deadpan.

  • Next president should give it to Rosie O Donnel.

  • I hope someone said “”all the Americans are leaving, later Nazis” on the way out.

  • It’s a story in the Onion channel not made by the Onion not from the Onion but it does contain real Onion essence.

  • I find it very surprising a non-shill or bot really thought “this time is different.”

  • Trying to hit the targeted effect.

    Trying to get to the jugular.

    Trying to define the scope.

    …I’ll get to when I have time.

  • Tangled cattle is a serious problem, Leo is a hero.

  • Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I Know You’ve Seen This Before

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Offers Correction After Karoline Leavitt Accidentally Answers Reporter’s Question Accurately

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Team Heavily Lobbying for Jared Kushner as Next Pope

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As US Military Leadership Crumbles, Chinese Leaders “Kind of Curious” if They Could Take Nebraska

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Texas Republican Party ‘Near Civil War’ as State House Debates Gun-Based Abortions

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Threatens 40% Tariffs on Ireland Unless Bono Wins ‘Amazing Race’ This Year

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    New EU Resolution Decrees All Mentions of “Country With a Tiny Penis” Be Replaced with “Country With a Tiny Penis”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Floridians “Worried” As Trump Asks Supreme Court for a Preemptive Ruling Whether He Can Nuke the State

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Journalists Demand More Synonyms for Stupid as Trump Administration Enters Third Month in Office

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Budget Concerns As IRS Layoffs Cause Americans to Remember Over 65 Million Additional Dependents

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    LiteCoin Announces Smaller, Less Popular Efficiency Office to Capitalize on DOGE Success

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Entire Nation Unsure How to Act as Trump Frees Detained American Held in Russia

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republican Leadership Concerned Its “Mountain Dew Baja Blast” Caucus May Divide Party on Greenland Name Change

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    China Demands US Slow Its Collapse and Stick to Chinese Timetables.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republican Leadership Outraged as Colombia Announces a 75% Tariff on Cocaine

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Americans Unite Around New Soda Flavor: “Pepsi Despair”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Finding Out Quickly Approaches, Republican Voters Remain Delighted with the Fucking Around

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Shock and Outrage at Latest Actions by White House

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Highlights Number of Straight White Males in Cabinet as Charges of Diversity Mount

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Growing Concern Among America’s Adversaries They Forgot Bribe Payments to Cause This Much Chaos