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  • I know it broke the editorial voice, but it was too good to leave on the table.

  • The Lemion.

  • Claude and I program together, but none of what I write is AI assisted. I write this stuff for my and all of your amusement - the world has become satire and it should be spotlighted.

    I make very good money in general, and I have some qualms about how a deadline and monetization might affect the work. Let’s smell the flower, not pick it, and move on with this for now.

  • I love your name. “Look upon my giant spiders, and despair.”

  • TACO.

  • I was tempted to write that article, actually, but I went with the Time Beavers instead.

  • Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.

  • I know, trump would never just write a white paper, he always submits to peer-review journals.

  • Only soy has the ear of the president

  • Lemmy famous should be a thing.

    Has anyone seen Academy Award nominated actress Margot Robbie lately?

  • This is a charged issue, people aren’t downvoting you so much as expressing anger at what’s happening. Good use of nottheonion.

  • If Lemmy could up its porn game, reddit would just be bots saying catchy things to each other.

  • When I click on your name, I see you are here to argue.

  • I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.

  • There are people who are quietly living a great life with wealth, I’ve met some of them. Money only amplifies who a person is, because it gives them a bigger platform to act.

    You know that person who can never have enough, and has some big hole inside them they keep trying to fill from the outside? Give them a few billion and here you are.

  • I finished in the minimum 20 days on 3/6, and noticed a few things when I got down to one Kecleon and started experimenting.

    First, I noticed they don’t disappear on the hour. I saw one stay for an hour and twenty minutes. Another disappeared off the hour when I went to get it. So the “one hour” claim seems off.

    Also, I never saw them near each other or on the same stop over a month. It makes sense if there’s a timer to keep them from going to the same place twice on a cooldown.

    I’m on 4/6 now, and every throw is for excellent, no matter the odds. Legendary is great with a friend - 18 throws in a row, who cares if I get it. All those friends I farmed are great because I can get 60 free basic balls a day to waste.

  • For the rest of what country, Haiti?

  • Good to know, I believe I heard it expressed wrongly in US media then.

  • The metal kind cut better, make sure you have one of those as well.

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