And my cat's a monarchist. Thinks he's the king. But that's cats for ya. Fluffy lil reactionary nutters. Nothing like a good cuddly Soviet Bear. Bears are comrades. (That, or, some bears will eat anything and it makes the news when they eat the rich.)
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For Microslop to make something that doesn't blow, they'd need to make a fan. (I've heard "doesn't suck - vacuum cleaner" a zillion times, I hope mine's more original.) (They really would make a fan that doesn't blow and a vacuum cleaner that doesn't suck, because nothing Microslop makes ever works.)
Linux may suck some of the time, but Winblows... well, blows, all the time.
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