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  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    OwenEverbinde @lemmy.myserv.one

    Durga, goddess of Emacs

    image transcription: picture of a statue of the Hindu deity Durga. The statue has ten arms.

    caption underneath the picture reads: in Hinduism, Durga is revered as the goddess of war, motherhood, and protection. But did you know she also wrote the default key bindings for Emacs?

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    dullbananas (Joseph Silva) @lemmy.ca

    my spiritual journey, my fight against interpersonal obstacles, and my use of GNU + Linux

    I got away with using Liberation Serif instead of Times New Roman btw

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    dullbananas (Joseph Silva) @lemmy.ca

    Theory of my recent situation

    Me: Blessed Carlo Acutis, pray for us.

    Carlo: God, send your cosmic rays to scramble the bits in the superblocks of his BTRFS partition.

    Me. Hehe it's the protegent "i lost my deeta" thing in real life

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Synther @lemmy.zip

    Open Source OnlyFans Alternative...

    I was wondering if there was an Open Source OnlyFans Alternative dedicated to Linux and Computer Engineering Related Content. Same Idea but with Unix Porn.

    If this would exist, what would you do in its development, How would you improve it and make it profitable?

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Spotted in a friend's psychology textbook

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    sexy_peach @beehaw.org

    Linux Rule

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    It's heating up over on Tumblr

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Hmmm

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    lemmeee @sh.itjust.works

    Valve fans are like Apple fans

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/15970074

    Valve:

    • popularized DRM on PC
    • killed the used games market on PC
    • bans people for selling their Steam account
    • contributed to popularizing microtransactions, loot boxes and Battle Pass
    • forces you to run a proprietary app to play your games
    • forces updates on you
    • pretends they invented Wine
    • ships devices with a proprietary SteamOS
    • forces devs to use proprietary libraries to use Steam's features

    Gamers:
    Yes uncle Gaben more of that please!!!

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    loaExMachina @sh.itjust.works

    You hurd me.

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Windows is Malware @lemmy.ml

    Are you sucker?

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Imnebuddy @lemmy.ml

    btw, I use APPLE

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Steamymoomilk @sh.itjust.works

    A poem about Windows 11 when I was in high school

    My teacher was super chill and let us use tasteful swear words to add emotion to our poems. Viewer decresstion advised, also im ass at writing english lol.

    --edit I'm bad a t English and i was in high school

    NEW FROM MICROSOFT -WINDOWS 11

    To Microsoft

    I love how windows has automatic driver support

    I have used windows XP since I was 6

    Every program that ends with .exe runs great

    But you got some problems to fix

    it started with automatic random windows updates

    BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE

    LET ME UNINSTALL MICROSOFT EDGE

    ITS NOT GOOD

    ITS DOG SHIT YOUR SO DESPRATE

    YOU MAKE IT RUN ON X86

    IT EATS ALL MY RAM LIKE AN OBEESE MAN AT MCDONALDS

    IT SLOWS MY COMPUTER DOWN

    AND ITS GIVIN ME BLUE SCREENS WITH THAT STUPID ASS FROWN

    HERES AN ERROR CODE Screw you

    GOOD LUCK FINDING IT ON GOOGLE IT DOESN’T EXIST

    YOUR RANDOMLY UNINSTALL IMPORTANT THINGS

    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX MY PC WHEN IT UNINSTALLS THE DRIVER FOR MY DISPLAY

    I WOULD RATHER USE MacOs Monterey

    SCREW YOU, YOU UNIX WA

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Windows is Malware @lemmy.ml

    In calculus class, Richard Stallman kept on interjecting for a moment, so his mom got called in by the teacher

    https://www.oreilly.com/openbook/freedom/ch03.html

    During her son's junior year, Lippman [Richard Stallman's mom] says she scheduled an appointment with a therapist. The therapist expressed instant concern over Stallman's unwillingness to write papers and his run-ins with teachers. Her son certainly had the intellectual wherewithal to succeed at Harvard, but did he have the patience to sit through college classes that required a term paper? The therapist suggested a trial run. If Stallman could make it through a full year in New York City public schools, including an English class that required term papers, he could probably make it at Harvard. Following the completion of his junior year, Stallman promptly enrolled in summer school at Louis D. Brandeis High School, a public school located on 84th Street, and began making up the mandatory art classes he had shunned earlier in his high-school career.

    By fall, Stallman was back within the mainstream population of New York City high-scho

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    Windows is Malware @lemmy.ml

    Someone had a dream where Apple suddenly began to do everything in Spanish. They also refused to obey any copyleft licenses that aren't written in Spanish.

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    whou @lemmy.ml

    now this is a debate I would like to watch

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    OwenEverbinde @lemmy.myserv.one

    It can be a frustrating experience collecting Bing Rewards points while trying to learn Emacs. Microsoft understands, and is there for you.

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml
    frippa @lemmy.ml

    Grand Theft Gentoo