i think life would be more fun if painters refused to paint things ugly and dull colors

could also be a secret underground tunnel

are they standing in front of a wall filled with framed photos of trump?

i would do that. i may have already done that

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

breaking news: trump has just anointed hulk hogan as the next pope

what a strange way for me to find out the pope died

what if we finally get to the moon and there’s another ocean there waiting for us

should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.

i’m going to start saying this at every thanksgiving. if anyone questions me i’ll just say i’m the acting thanksgiving director.

you can tell this guy actually went to the moon because he’s smiling, unlike the guys at the apollo 11 press conference

i love my 60% keyboard. i rebound the caps lock key to be a modifier key that swaps the functions of several keys on the keyboard. i basically have two keyboards stacked on top of each other that i can switch between at will. e.g., when caps lock is held: the number keys turn into Fn keys, WASD turns into the arrow keys, and N, M, < turn into the volume down, mute, and volume up keys, respectively.

i also changed the rgb colors on the keyboard so this is all color coded in case i forget.

vaccinations turn people in frogs and then the frogs turn people gay

it means 1 times 38B. this is different from the standard hexadecimal notation which only lets you write 0.

i’ve started making my own smoothies too. only way i’ve found to make sure i don’t get any juice. you’ve got me curious about the lemon juice thing though. maybe that’s what i’ve been missing

another reliable one is “PSA: “. sometimes they are helpful, but most of the time it’s stuff i already know, or stuff that’s fairly subjective (and that i’ve heard before)

from a topological perspective, it’s pretty uncontroversial to say that the earth is indeed a hotdog.

Freedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion — and practical — it drives creativity, invention, and prosperity.

this is a very interesting sentence to find in a post that outlines the ways in which the opinion page will be losing some of its editorial freedom.

but i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.

Despite polygraphs' unreliability, DHS insists they are necessary for national security.

in keeping with tradition, “national security” continues to mean “because i say so”.