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Programmer Humor

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

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  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
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  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Java Bros

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    peertube.mesnumeriques.fr Just a typical Friday deploy

    Instance PeerTube généraliste, une bonne alternative à YouTube et autres plateformes de streaming contrôlées par des géants du WEB. General PeerTube instance, a good alternative to YouTube and other streaming platforms controlled by WEB giants.

    Just a typical Friday deploy
  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    It all makes sense now

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Can't argue with that

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ @lemmy.ml

    Typical

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    Jeena @piefed.jeena.net

    Bret Hart - You're dereferencing a null pointer!

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    pastermil @sh.itjust.works

    May The Spirit of Easter Bless Our Production

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ @lemmy.ml

    Corporate Branding

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    I hate MSVC

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Mornings

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Efficiency

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    A Trial

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Excel logic

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Excel

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    We're cooked y'all 🤣

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Relatable

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    jim3692 @discuss.online
    object Object

    I love DB

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Cybersecurity

    hachyderm.io evacide (@[email protected])

    So much of cybersecurity is "We must secure the Orphan Crushing Machine so that unauthorized people do not crush the orphans," and not "Why the fuck are you building an Orphan Crushing Machine in the first place?"