I don't get it!

i don't get it

do some jumping jacks

If my job wants me at peak performance they should give me a blunt to smoke every Friday before i figure out my menu with the sous chef bc god damn I'm on some food shit in my head r/n

You're making false equivalences to give a moral shield to genocide so no actually i should be more rude to you

all focused on the honk signage and 0 interest in the giant bespoke neon Check Engine light?

fuck sidewalks, tree roots can fuck up entire buildings

"What's wrong with trees" ask people who have never had an allergy or thought about what roots do to all those nice expensive foundations

fuck off, a pilot can get another job

Are you actually this stupid or are you trying to win a world's most obtuse fuckinv knob competition

You're aware that airline workers have no choice on where the airline flies to, right?

Go on strike you fucking loser

oh is waze israeli owned

the anti BDS laws not being struck down as blatantly unconstitutional should be all the proof it takes to prove to liberals that our rights were fake and we were fascist before Trump

hexbear is Data a person

I mean it's fine i don't need to do all that it's my own fault for using this shitty can opener which was ironically more work than the electric can opener i was too lazy to get, it's just like i didn't want to just eat plain rice or buttery noodles again so i spent a while caramelizing some onions and carrots and did all this work and then had to throw it away. But it's okay, buttery noodles are fine

I can afford to eat better im just lazy. Tomorrow im working overtime doing non vegan stuff which sucks but as a positive i'm about to have some kickass chicken souvlaki to take home and i did like 60% of the work for everything else already

make carolina gold bbq sauce

Just spent 2 of the 4 hours i have to myself after work making pasta sauce that I can't even fucking eat because the fucking can opener left slivers

Seems like idk one of, if not the, first jobs that should be given to AI bullshit

How much "work" is there even to do in a job like this, how are they not just making up shit to do after 4 hours

you can always add more water