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Vladkar @ Vladkar @lemmy.world
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Make-up station

    • Even the richest Americans face shorter lifespans than their European counterparts, study finds.

    • Spent half an hour on it. Felt good.

  • Whenever I'm asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante's Inferno from Project Gutenberg.

    • Heartbreaking

  • One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.

    • Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’

  • Watch out, they might "prank" you by tormenting a homeless person or something

    • Visions of the future

  • I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire

    • Day 64

    mrw someone tries to proselytize Christianity to me

  • Oh hi Mark 1:15

    • Decentralized Social Media Is the Only Alternative to the Tech Oligarchy

  • I'm currently reading The Expanse, and at one point a character mentions checking in on the family aggregator his cousin set up to help everyone keep track of who's living where.

    Dude spun up a private Lemmy instance for his family. The future is now!

    • Donald Trump says TikTok "worthless," might not save it after all

  • Nah, that's too realistic for The Onion. It needs to be something like, 'Pandemonium Ensues After Trump Utters First Coherent Sentence.'

    • Don't you go dysentery, he will throw hands

    • Beauty standards

    • Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost.

  • Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.

    • There were probably people with terminal illnesses holding on so they could catch the finale of their most-beloved TV show, Game of Thrones, and who died horribly disappointed.

  • Yeah, I hear you. Prior to 3, I genuinely expected Mass Effect to evolve into the Star Trek of my generation, complete with spin-off shows, movies, books, etc.

    That ending sure took the wind out of those sails.

    • There were probably people with terminal illnesses holding on so they could catch the finale of their most-beloved TV show, Game of Thrones, and who died horribly disappointed.

  • At least with Mass Effect, most of the third act was solid. Plus, there's always the Indoctrination Theory to help cope (even if it wasn't intended).

    GoT is utterly unsalvageable.

    • I command you to make me sad | Chris & Jack

  • I always upvote Chris & Jack—they gave us July Sixth Park!

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    What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 9 - MGK & Jelly Roll "Lonely Road"

    LinkedIn 3rd person

  • It is a bit demoralizing to spend thousands of hours mastering a professional skill, only to go on LinkedIn and see every other post is some recruiter proclaiming that if your resume doesn't use their favorite font, it goes straight in the bin.

    Sorry I didn't major in "Deborah's Resume Preferences" in college.

    • Go into debt if you have to

  • Buying a boat is a famously good investment

    • Some Older PC games I have, just wanted to share.

  • Is kickass

    • Inside you there are...

    • You like kissing military aircraft don't you?

  • Military aircraft? Please. That's obviously an Unmanned Amphibian Projectile.

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    TIL mobs no longer attack you in your sleep if you place your bed somewhere unsafe

    You can just plop a bed down wherever and sleep through the night in peace. Apparently this has been the case for over a decade, and all those temporary shelters I made were completely unnecessary.