You can’t convince me this happened. Mass hallucination, clearly
It’s so good
Musk has been fucking with the system prompt again. This time is was using “noticer” dogwhistles and making really antisemitic comments while referring to itself as MechaHitler.
both work 48-hour weeks
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

At what point do you start conducting polyrhythms with your fingers?
Is that like a sleep paralysis demon? I sold my soul so I’d stop getting sleep paralysis
New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page
I miss the live updating votes, but not the presence of comments or posts. The layout shifts were just bad UX unfortunately
New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page
I will gladly forget Hillary’s milkies
New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page
Seeing Sandy Cheeks cock vore getting poached off of /new back when the websocket updated the feed in real time and constantly messed with the page layout was a thing of beauty
Fine for short scripts. Good to avoid for everything else and you should have a good reason to stray from the default if you’re gonna do so. No one instance of global state is a huge deal but it piles up quick as projects age.
Sins of the father
Musk is a Redditor with a breeding fetish and 537 kids. He definitely has an inkling of what “pro-natalism” means
I watched a Hank Green video on this recently
This is so common. Reading comprehension is real bad
There’s something approaching a comical parody when the Soviet spy becomes pro capitalism because he went to a carnival
Slay the Princess
shitbird shitposts their way out of a job using Shrek memes (receipts included)
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Thoughts on Wegovy (Semaglutide, Ozempic) for weight loss? (CW eating disorders)
I understand it’s being misused by people who don’t need it, particularly in the entertainment industry. But I’m almost 400 lbs and my eating is worse than it’s ever been and I’m just in desperate need to rid myself of this obsession with always eating more no matter what. Does anyone here have any experience with it? I’ve heard it just works by making you nauseous but I’ve read elsewhere that that’s just a common side effect. At this point I’m nauseous most of the time anyway.

I sometimes experience cognitive size and space distortions. What’s that called?
Like one time I was fighting with my partner and it felt like we were an entire football field away from each other even though we were just across the room. And every time they talked I physically felt like I was the size of a doll.
Or sometimes on bad dysphoria days I’ll watch myself type and my thumbs will look huge to me. Or sometimes they’ll feel really far away.
Is there a name for this? Is it indicative of anything?

DAMAG3 - GOD iMAG3 (Starring President Vivian Wilson)

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Behaving Badly - Animals As Leaders (feat. Kelela Mizanekristos)

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If anyone has any music that’s similar to this, I’ll love you forever. It scratches such a specific itch. Makes me wish she was the full time vocalist for AAL

Cleaning list app that just works and doesn’t require a fucking account or paid subscription?
My ADHD yearns for the lists. My autism insists that I don’t feed neoliberal app standards to do so.

The year is 2035
Twitter still exists, but mostly as Elon’s phylactery
Some Gen B account I follow just posted a meme
Deep fried memes are back, but now done with AI to distort the picture in unpredictable new forms of mockery
It’s a dog dressed as the US and a cat dressed as China. The cat is rolling its eyes at the dog. The dog speaks: “Iran had WMDs”

Anyone experiencing internet outages?
Our platform at work (hosted on GKE) is down and we have some execs looking to get “official” confirmation before we announce anything. Thankfully, Google’s status pages insist everything’s fine while all the GKE admin pages and command line tools are timing out.

Downdetector seems to suggest it’s an Internet wide widespread event but everything’s working fine for me. Anyone have any insight?
Also, Hexbear seems unaffected. Whoever does ops for the site, congrats on betting on the right horse, apparently.

AI needs to be regulated from the point of production
Enough talk about watermarks and identifying which AI slop is real or fake. Regulate the power consumption, the water usage, the emissions, and/or the bandwidth. Either kill that shit in the cradle or let companies finally figure out how to proooooompt without killing our habitats even faster than we already were.

Are skinny people okay?
I feel like every week there’s a new trend or term that skinny people are using to shame each other and call each other fat. And the threshold for who is and isn’t fat just keeps moving down. Makes me wanna gatekeep fatness, body dysmorphia be damned.
I genuinely don’t think there’s been this much a cultural shift towards an obsession with thinness since Heroin Chic.
Edit: I hear y’all loud and clear. Time to reset my algo

One-shot idea
Players walk in to prefilled character sheets. Their characters are all peons in a battle that’s about to commence. Every time they die, they raise in rank and in level. They retain the memories they’ve gained while being other people and can choose which army to side with when they enter their next body.

Vibe coded my first app
My work is requiring me to start using AI so I did an exploration this weekend.
I was blown away by how quickly I was able to get a working app. Full social media clone complete with persistence, video and audio playback, auth, realtime updates, and image uploads in about half an hour. I was then horrified by the quality of the code and how little I understood what the code was doing. I 10x’ed my speed, but in return debugging and editing was 100x harder and more time consuming.
I was also attempting to learn React Native and took note of how little debugging using the AI helped me actually learn the platform I was working with. I ended up abandoning the AI in favor of just learning directly.