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@ ToastedRavioli @midwest.social

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Born to Squint, Forced to See ⚜️

  • I mean, they could end up being greed bros too and go into real estate or finance.

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  • Gay/bi dudes are interesting enough unique people to not have to pay for friends by joining a dumbass fraternity

    Honestly I assume anyone that joins a fraternity is some type of quasi-sentient NPC incapable of thinking for themselves

  • Hey lil guy

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  • I actually have had one of those in my mouth before unfortunately. I didnt know thats what it was.

    I was barbecuing at a cabin in Shenandoah and it flew into my Mikes Hard Lemonade without me noticing. When I took a swig I had what felt like a large piece of wet carpet in my mouth, and then that fuckin thing was the result. Thankfully, he was extremely intoxicated from his swim and could hardly move let alone sting my mouth out of self defense or anything. I ended up mercy killing it on the assumption that being submerged in alcohol for a while had messed him up pretty badly

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • They do know why, its that cows have some directional sense based in electromagnetism like an actual compass. Cows that are near high voltage power lines dont align the same way as cows normally do. Their sense gets messed up by the strength of the electrical fields that surround high voltage lines

    They probably can see them, just like birds

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • Were gonna need a bigger magnet

  • Hey lil guy

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  • That makes way more sense

  • Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses

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  • I get what youre saying but, just like with license plates, your drivers license is technically state property. They just allow you to temporarily possess it. Point being that they can and will toss someone in jail for refusing to hand it over, which is surely worse than just handing it over. Fucked as the reasons may be that they want it back

  • Hey lil guy

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  • Ive never heard it called a cicada wasp. Where Im from we just call them cicadas. Theyre more like a big ass grasshopper than a wasp

  • Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst

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  • East coast food is absolutely abysmal outside of a handful of the largest cities.

    When I lived in rural Massachusetts it was widely claimed that a local pizza spot had the “best pizza in the state”. It was literally the most mediocre pizza you can imagine. Most freezer pizzas are better. For a fresh made pie, it was trash. “Best pizza in the state”. People out there have no tastebuds, Im convinced

  • This imperial decline, a broken toilet.

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  • “Nothing in life is more important than the ability to defecate effectively” - Gerald R. Ford

  • US Women's Olympic Hockey Champs Decline Trump SOTU Invite

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  • The even steeper irony is that the women’s team literally unequivocally clobbered their way through the tournament, playing hockey at a higher level (as a team) than any women have ever played before. Meanwhile the men’s team barely made it past the semi and was a nut hair shy of losing to Canada (who also nearly didnt make it to the gold medal game).

    There was only one historic quality hockey team in this Olympics, and it was definitely not the US Men

  • Russia calls on US to immediately release Venezuelan President Maduro — diplomat

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  • we stand firm for… the peaceful settlement of all differences

    Pay no mind to the 4 year war were involved in

  • This imperial decline, a broken toilet.

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  • The military toilet version of a 2000s BMW oil change

  • How did it end up like this?

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  • Like a longterm relationship finally meeting

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  • Thats what good mac n cheese sounds like

  • Is Grindr dead?

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  • Not when the RNC is in town

  • Anti-Woke means asleep. A pictorial example inside.

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  • Trump sleeps with dozens of men on live television

  • Trump administration to begin disclosure process for US govt files, including from the Dept of War, related to alien life, UAPs, and other such information.

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  • fAiRy GoDpArEnTs!!1!

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    Pete Hegseth Emphasizes Western Christian Values in Military Speech

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  • worship of climate change as a god has disappeared

    Fuck these people are legitimately insane. What people were in the temple offering sacrifice on the altar of climate change? Wtf is he even talking about?

    We welcome our new gods: coal, oil, and Trump. The unholy trinity of environmental destruction. May the lives of children everywhere be a worthy sacrifice as they grow up in a world where they are doomed to burn alive and drown in biblical-grade floods

  • The Spice Must Flow.

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  • I wish something like this existed for Dune 2000

  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
    ToastedRavioli @midwest.social

    Hundreds of millionaires and billionaires sign open letter demanding higher taxes on the super-rich

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/millionaire-billionaires-tax-letter-super-rich-b2904663.html
  • The Onion @midwest.social
    ToastedRavioli @midwest.social

    OpenAI Reveals ChatGPT Primarily Used To Ask If Hot Dog Too Old To Eat

    theonion.com /openai-reveals-chatgpt-primarily-used-to-ask-if-hot-dog-too-old-to-eat/
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Maine Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says 'Nobody Works Hard Enough to Justify $1 Billion' | Common Dreams

    www.commondreams.org /news/maine-senate-candidate-graham-platner-says-nobody-works-hard-enough-to-justify-1-billion
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Kentucky official reminds residents they can't vote for New York City mayor

    www.newsweek.com /kentucky-official-reminds-residents-they-cant-vote-new-york-city-mayor-10991423
  • The Onion @midwest.social
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    Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House

    theonion.com /economists-hope-your-heart-wasnt-set-on-a-house/
  • Just Post @lemmy.world
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    Video of US missile fired at mystery orb shown at UFO hearing

    www.bbc.com /news/videos/cj07rg34l62o
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
    ToastedRavioli @midwest.social

    Billionaires Pay Lower Effective Tax Rates Than Average Americans, New Data Show

    blackpressusa.com /billionaires-pay-lower-effective-tax-rates-than-average-americans-new-data-show/
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Nearly 1,000 ‘worker over billionaire’ actions planned for Labor Day in US

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/aug/29/workers-over-billionaires-trump-protest
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Billionaire Island Is in a Poop War With a Neighboring Town of Millionaires

    www.vice.com /en/article/billionaire-island-is-in-a-poop-war-with-a-neighboring-town-of-millionaires/
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    New Report Releases Names of 80 Pitkin County Billionaires

    www.aspenpublicradio.org /community/2025-07-29/new-report-releases-names-of-80-pitkin-county-billionaires
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Jeff Bezos and Other Billionaires Live on an Island Without Septic Tanks: Now They Want to Dump Their Waste on Neighbors… For Free

    dailygalaxy.com /2025/07/jeff-bezos-and-other-billionaires-live-on-an-island-without-septic-tanks-now-they-want-to-dump-their-waste-on-neighbors-for-free/
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    2% Wealth Tax on Just 3,000 Billionaires Could Raise $250 Billion a Year: Nobel Economists | Common Dreams

    www.commondreams.org /news/2-percent-wealth-tax
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    UK's richest 50 families have more wealth than 50% of the population

    www.joe.co.uk /news/uks-richest-50-families-have-more-wealth-than-50-of-the-population-494973
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Anti-Poverty Campaigners Cheer Spain-Brazil-South Africa Plan to Tax the Grotesquely Rich

    www.commondreams.org /news/global-wealth-tax-plan
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    The Billionaires Are Abandoning Humanity

    www.thenation.com /article/society/peter-thiel-billionaires-abandoning-humanity/
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Zohran Mamdani says 'I don't think we should have billionaires'

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/elections/zohran-mamdani-says-dont-think-billionaires-rcna215821
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Zohran Mamdani's Battle Against the Billionaire Class and Democratic Establishment Is Just Beginning | Common Dreams

    www.commondreams.org /news/can-zohran-mamdani-win
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Where the Money Is: America’s Obscene Wealth Gap

    newrepublic.com /article/197091/tnr-livestream-wealth-gap-june-24
  • Aspen Anti-Billionaire Society @midwest.social
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    Bezos wedding: Venice protestors claim 'enormous victory' after venue change

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cd0vjr07570o
  • Photography @lemmy.ml
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