Too sleepy been in too many meetings today talking in circles about the same topic forever but no one actually does anything cos they forgot to hire people who do things
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music @hexbear.net I’m in my lily allen era
badposting @hexbear.net I am not a fan of the asymmetric game mechanics of sex and prefer frotting as its easier to balance mechanically with the same win condition
chat @hexbear.net Mlem on iphone is a really nice way to use lemmy
badposting @hexbear.net People think shitposters are masking their trauma but have you considered I might be ontologically unserious?
badposting @hexbear.net “Prove youre a millenial” whips out my complete collection of cheetos pokemon pogs
badposting @hexbear.net There’s a dang cheeze-it in the whitehouse
badposting @hexbear.net Dating apps dont work but dating craps do
badposting @hexbear.net Why are mantis always praying? Why not instead trade on the stock market?
badposting @hexbear.net James Cameron was a genius because he managed to broadcast sex to loads of people without them even knowing cos it was docking hair penises in Avatar
Games @hexbear.net If windows vista era was a game it would be nfs undercover
badposting @hexbear.net It’s true
badposting @hexbear.net Noclip november
Games @hexbear.net NFS Underground is a survival horror resource management game
chat @hexbear.net People talk about Sopranos like Peep Show isn’t the most innovative and best TV show ever made
badposting @hexbear.net Boomers pressuring people into having kids “ur not getting any younger, you need to have kids it will give your life meaning, if you have them late theyll have gay space autism”
badposting @hexbear.net Instead of calling the interweb computers servers we could call them waiters
Games @hexbear.net NFS Carbon is so peak how have I never played this before
Games @hexbear.net Gabe
badposting @hexbear.net The dulcet tones of the Henry Hoover being used by the school cleaners as I exit the headteachers office after a lengthy explanation to my mum that I pissed another kids pants
badposting @hexbear.net ND stands for Neuro-dengist

I have one of these but its my internal monologue. Ngl this sounds like a fun project