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Snort_Owl [they/them]

@ Snort_Owl @hexbear.net

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  • Too sleepy been in too many meetings today talking in circles about the same topic forever but no one actually does anything cos they forgot to hire people who do things

  • I can’t tell if this comment is mean spirited or not

  • Aint nothing quite like paying a consultant hundreds of thousands to tell you you’re right and all your employees are wrong though. LLM doesnt have the same slicked back or gelled up hair appeal of a good ol fashioned consultant.

  • Yeah im aware of digital systems that have done this but code and api’s show explicit intent.

    But with ai unless the prompt asks for it how do you define intent at that point. If an agent decided to talk to another agent and they agree to fix prices but nobody asked them to do it then technically you can’t prove intent then and we’re all fucked. In the short term we might in the for some… interesting times

  • Found Hasans account

  • One of my favourite videos

  • Do it live

  • I say to my friends and colleagues that its a capitalist solution to capitalist problems. My neurodivergent ass needs it to translate blunt honesty into fluffy corporate speak and it works wonders. I also use it for my performance goals and all the other HR crap we have to do that benefits nobody.

    But yeah its a solution to a problem that never needed to exist.

  • My take has been if the format of game requires you to be a methylated 18 year old to play effectively its probably not a great format to try and apply to everything. Casual multiplayer used to exist for olds like me who are slow but they just seem to have vanished. Everything is ranked everything is dedicate your life to never ending meta learning i cant just fuken load into quake 3 arena, ut 2004 or battlefield 2 and just have fun anymore.

    My favourite one is getting penalised for leaving unranked matches like piss off i want to leave let me leave. Competitive games can exist but they cant be every single game

  • Yeah

  • Picking and eating calloused skin off my hands gives me the exact same satisfaction. When i was a kid i wouldnt bite my nails id just straight eat the skin off my fingers. My nails as a result are flawless

  • I kinda like how chewy it is. A little salty. Very moreish

  • We shall see. If im right you have to eat your hat. Im you’re right ill double down into total delusion and absolutely refuse to accept defeat and pivot to entirely ad hominem attacks like calling you a stinky butthole.

  • Actually this is making me think if companies did price fixing via AI is it considered price fixing if they never ask it to fix prices?

  • I like to think I have a decent radar for how well a game will do and I just dont think there’s much excitement for this one. It feels very Artifact to me honestly. That said I think Marathon will be a success somehow cos Bungie managed to psyop everyone into wanting the game somehow its had some pretty strong marketing the last few weeks.

    Deadlock could be a success if valve make a meet the heroes style thing like tf2 because when you give the characters proper personality the rest takes care of itself. Its the main thing all hero shooters miss is actually characterising the characters. Which is funny cos overwatch did it and it was all overwatch clones after all…

    Most people i know are pivoting to coop or singleplayer games. I feel like competitive has run its course for the time being. Some of the most dedicated esportsey people i know are playing story driven games now except for my brother who refuses to not play fighting games for 3 billion hours a day for some reason

  • I don’t really get why valve decided to compete with itself by making another moba like its pretty apparent there’s only space for two of them in the market. It could have been literally anything else. Its a shame because the characters and style are really cool and very creative. It feels like a lot of inspiration went into the game but I dont get why cos like did the team at valve actually want to make this?

    Like a company that owns a huge platform and already has a large number of infinitely monetisable forever games and gambling why do they feel the need to keep making more? They are the only dev team on earth with the capability to make anything they could dream of and they act like a studio under EA forced to make dead on arrival hero shooter number 752 called “we forgot why we are making these”

  • They got the email telling them to tank whatever slim chances they had at ever doing anything

  • It’s an inside job

  • CW: my balls

  • music @hexbear.net

    I’m in my lily allen era

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I am not a fan of the asymmetric game mechanics of sex and prefer frotting as its easier to balance mechanically with the same win condition

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Mlem on iphone is a really nice way to use lemmy

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    People think shitposters are masking their trauma but have you considered I might be ontologically unserious?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    “Prove youre a millenial” whips out my complete collection of cheetos pokemon pogs

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    There’s a dang cheeze-it in the whitehouse

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Dating apps dont work but dating craps do

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Why are mantis always praying? Why not instead trade on the stock market?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    James Cameron was a genius because he managed to broadcast sex to loads of people without them even knowing cos it was docking hair penises in Avatar

  • Games @hexbear.net

    If windows vista era was a game it would be nfs undercover

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    It’s true

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Noclip november

  • Games @hexbear.net

    NFS Underground is a survival horror resource management game

  • chat @hexbear.net

    People talk about Sopranos like Peep Show isn’t the most innovative and best TV show ever made

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Boomers pressuring people into having kids “ur not getting any younger, you need to have kids it will give your life meaning, if you have them late theyll have gay space autism”

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Instead of calling the interweb computers servers we could call them waiters

  • Games @hexbear.net

    NFS Carbon is so peak how have I never played this before

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Gabe

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The dulcet tones of the Henry Hoover being used by the school cleaners as I exit the headteachers office after a lengthy explanation to my mum that I pissed another kids pants

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    ND stands for Neuro-dengist