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Snort_Owl [they/them]

@ Snort_Owl @hexbear.net

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  • You’d think that but i managed to destroy a few people much younger than I at a convention that had a lan setup of quake world. The projectiles and leading aim is beyond them and finding a route around the map or holding power positions. They didnt manage to get a single kill on me just casually hopping around my route coming at me with no armour and the spawn weapon.

  • No

  • I wanna do a lab experiment with one trapped in a room until I get them to admit theyre just hateful miserable shitheads projecting the hatred for their own life on everyone else

  • We should make it a thing

  • But then its still the same amount of men and women. The men are women but actually they’re still men cos men can’t be women but men arent men anymore so they must be women but theyre not women… and scho on and scho on.

    I wonder if chuds will ever just be honest with themselves and just say they plainly hate the people they hate instead of trying to moralise it.

  • Oi! My nan may be a pillock but she aint no bloody pollock

  • Idk you’ve never seen our farmers they desperately desperately want to shoot any hiker who so much as glances at their private road.

  • If I woz a fish would you eat me?

  • My wife declared shawarma law and now she’s grilling the meats all day

  • No takes on my shit posting this is a struggle session free zone

  • Magnanimously moggnonomous

  • Monogamogging the pollymoggers

  • Glorious. Majestic. Wonderful.

  • :(

    My posts are bad :(

  • What about the ant wars?

  • Its time for sega to make a comeback and release the dreamcast 2

  • Hey at least our retro market isnt broken OooOoOoOoOooOoOooOoOooOooOooOooOooOoOoooOowned

    Take that my antipodal owl

  • They forgot the part where the product has to be worthwhile to buy like adding cool new features or quality of life improvements maybe even online multiplayer to make it worth buying. But no its gonna be the rom repackaged in a shitter emulator likely running entirely on stolen emulator code like everything else Nintendo has done. Does this dweeb forget Nintendo couldnt even be bothered to emulate their own games properly for the worthless switch online service?

  • £20 for fire red ehehe

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Do you think its ok to send an unsolicited pic of your balls if you give it an nsfw filter and say “cw: my balls” then technically its opt in?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    My posts are lend-lease the admins owe me some of their natural resources to pay it back.

  • technology @hexbear.net

    I know what I’m writing my next app in

    nativephp.com
  • technology @hexbear.net

    Tag yourself, I’m britain

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Wine is an emulator

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    If there are boyfriends and girlfriends what does it mean when someone introduces their enby as a friend?

  • chat @hexbear.net

    I’m sick, I require kisses and cute cat pics pls

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Absolutely boobular

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Minge

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The rule about not making fun of people’s appearances shouldn’t apply to brits

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Legacy of Kain Ascendance

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Read receipts should not be a thing if you read a message properly you should respond with “ack” then the producer knows you have consumed the message

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Helldivers 1 is superior to Helldivers 2 in every single way its not even close

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Imagine a poster that can post 24 hours a day. A poster than never sleeps or complains. A poster who always posts and you don’t have to pay them a post wage. Post ai agents

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I love how every time i post theres one less subscriber to badposting. Down to 759

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    P2P means penis 2 penis connection

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Telling my kids this was Barney the dinosaur

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I have a contender to surge pricing… splurge pricing

  • Games @hexbear.net

    RIP remedy was nice knowing you

    www.pcgamer.com /gaming-industry/remedys-new-ceo-is-a-former-sports-betting-guy-and-ea-executive-who-aims-to-scale-remedy-in-a-way-that-builds-lasting-value/
  • badposting @hexbear.net

    In a world of Steerpikes I wish to be a Rottcodd