


I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.
Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name
RIP Kbin.social

Oh wow that's not something that's been tried a bunch of times before and has failed every single one.

They know I vote every time, and I vote blue no matter who.
Why should they care what I think if I'm not willing to not vote for them?

I read it that way at first but went back to see what specific fash stuff he was talking about and couldn't find it

This would imply I know anyone whose vote wouldn’t probably be against my goals.

Okay then why does it feel like I’m ignored and voting is useless?

Yeah but at least they’d have style. Their popularity would at least make sense. It would feel a little less horrifyingly alienating.

Land is more important than people. That’s why Wyoming gets the same number of senators as California.

Missed opportunity to say “420 pounds up to 69 miles”

I’ve. Done. Been. Voting. In. Primaries.
It. Don’t. Work. When. The. Country. Is. Fundametally. Conservative.

Or someone from Butler with better aim

“I don’t belong to an organized political party. I am a Democrat.” - Will Rogers

See, I only throw my vote away on primary candidates who lose and Democrats who also lose to republicans.
I also never expect anything for voting, let alone a cookie, because I no longer believe voting works.
And I don’t have to worry about giving republicans power because they just take it anyway since democrats have no cohesion.

Or terrorism? Or climate change? Or East African Piracy?
He says absolutely nothing

You mean like the off-year, primary election ballot I have sitting on my table to be filled out?
I know how this shit works. I’ve been doing what people say to do for 25 years.
When will it start working?

It’s not fair to call them bootlickers.
They are people who may be persuaded to apply a lingual polish to certain footwear if the poll numbers say it might help them lose by less than 5%.
To be a bootlicker would require decisiveness that liberals do not have. Otherwise they wouldn’t be liberals.

Those are all words I know but they make zero actual sense.

Be the change.

They say never meet your heroes and they’re right.
I never thought SMCF would be spineless.
Pro tip for you adults: You have to actually win elections once in a while.

What's the etymology of a red circle implying "this is not a thing to do" as opposed to circling something in red to highlight it?
Liquid Trees

Plus pollen means having to pay to clean it off.

A lil pointy hat


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/31052752
lil' hat

I got new tires today.
Got them at Costco because I’m dull.
But on the way home my car went into limp mode with a check engine light and a computer error light.
Called Costco and they said “we just did the tires” but when I reset the system by disconnecting the battery the traction control, power steering, and tire pressure lights came on.
And it’s still in limp mode.
Taking her to my guy later today.
Thanks Costco.
ETA: Turns out my coil packs and spark plugs went bad, it was just a coincidence that it happened after the tires.
ETA II: My guy said the spark plugs were all the wrong kind.

It's about time he got the recognition he deserves!


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23949780

Jesse Welles - United Health

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Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good

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Jim Varney performs Hamlet on NBC Nightly News (1985)

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Entran de L'Aïr - Imouha

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A fuckcars anthem: "Lord Mr. Ford" by Jerry Reed

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Well, if you're one of the millions who own one of them gas-drinking, piston-clanking, air-polluting, smoke-belching, four-wheeled buggies from Detroit City, then pay attention
I'm about to sing your song, son
Well, I'm not a man appointed judge
To bear ill will and hold a grudge
But I think it's time I said me a few choice words
All about that demon automobile
A metal box with the Polyglas wheel
The end result of the dream of Henry Ford
Well, I've got a car that's mine alone
That me and the finance company own
A ready-made pile of manufactured grief
And if I ain't out of gas in the pouring rain
I'm a-changin' a flat in a hurricane
I once spent three days lost on a cloverleaf
Well, it ain't just the smoke and the traffic jam
That makes me the bitter fool I am
But this four-wheel buggy is a-dollarin' me to death
For gas and oils and fluids and grease
And wires and tires and antifreeze
And them