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  • Also, it still counts as pushing straight to prod if your PR reviewer gives it a once-over and stamps it with “LGTM”

  • To have such a strong, undiffused, and distant light that it could realistically mimic the shadows on the moon, you would need very modern CGI to replace the shadows of every actor on every frame. Supposedly the recording we have of the moon landing is of a camera pointed at a tv screen because simultaneously broadcasting and recording at the same time was still newer tech that NASA didn’t have set up. And even then, you can see the quick falloff of the shadows and how they run parallel to each other. The sophistication to pull off a fake was just not there.

  • Most US military leaders are true believers in liberal democracy and The Good of US global hegemony. The leftist observation that these systems share a material base with fascism doesn’t mean that the open fascists coming to power in the military would not be an internal power struggle. They’re different factions.

  • If they were smart they’d purge the open fascists and insurrectionists but they won’t

  • Tigran Hamasyan (Armenian piano jazz-metal)

    The Gabriel Construct (self-described as art music iirc, but basically just some experimental rock)

    Jaggery (avant-rock, cool harp sounds)

    Noah Sias (deathcore? Just so fucking heavy idk)

    Bent Knee (experimental rock, just an absolutely gorgeous song)

    Mel Bryant (indie rock, great hook, cool breakdown)

  • I’m gonna spend about 3 hours researching the local positions where my vote counts and leave everything where my vote has already been decided for me blank. Then, I’ll use all the extra time I saved from not pouring my brain down the drain watching endless election coverage to instead do some mutual aid, which has already saved several lives this winter. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Joe Biden.

  • Moving away for school is a decent way to get away from overbearing parents if that’s an issue. Hard work is key to success, but letting your parents define success for you sucks, especially if you’ve never been given the space to get in touch with your own wants and needs. It’s a feeling of knowing that their success is bullshit, but having no other targets to shoot at.

  • I already write code in my sleep and it sucks. Pushing this code to production would be heretical.

  • How do they even legally define what "the LGBT movement" is? Do they think that people are card-carrying members of some official LGBT organization?

    Yeah it has big “the CEO of antifa” energy

  • No need to search when you already have someone you wanna pin it on.

  • No but receiving money because of relationships with politicians seems pretty legal in the US

  • So true. Between them and some general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

  • Yeah, blackface is fucked up. And using spiritually significant indigenous clothing to go butt chug booze is fucked up. I think the difference is that blackface was never part of black culture. It was part of white culture. The appropriation part comes from the fact that it’s crossing cultural boundaries.

  • Funnily enough, lemon squash is what we call it when the elderly play racket sports

  • Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release

  • The way people use words online is so debate brained. Cultural appropriation isn’t inherently bad. It’s just a thing that exists and holds connotations about an imbalance of exchange. Is aussie style sushi not still considered Japanese food? Like, we have california rolls, but no one says they’re eating Californian food while eating sushi.

  • “Lemonade” has several different meanings depending on where you are. Is aussie lemonade carbonated?

  • Programming @lemmygrad.ml
    ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] @hexbear.net

    People will talk shit about PHP and then their language of choice will be javascript

    Skill issue

    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] @hexbear.net

    I hope Google invents the first general AI

    That way, it’ll be deprecated after a year and we can move on

    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
    ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] @hexbear.net

    When someone asks me how I know so much about computers

    I will gladly explain TCP as long you don’t want me to go into much detail

    Programming @lemmygrad.ml
    ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them] @hexbear.net

    HTMX has me yearning for simpler times

    I’ve been really into serverless recently. Specifically, I’ve been running the T3 stack on Vercel. There are several reasons:

    1. I can bootstrap and deploy an app with full stack type safety, db, and auth in under 30 minutes.
    2. I have a tendency to rent a server, abandon the project, and forget to cancel. Meanwhile, most serverless providers have generous free tiers.
    3. I think it encourages a more decoupled architecture, which is just more maintainable in the long run.

    That said, I’m tired of the patterns React encourages. I’m tired of the fact that it requires so much glue code to get things to work inside its model. I’m tired of prop drilling. I’m tired of the hype beast cycle. I’m tired of build steps and weird edge cases with server side rendering and shitty code maps. Now everyone’s talking about server functions and I’m just looking to get off the hype train. I’m tired of running projects from last year and being inundated with security warnings and having upgrades always cas