
As a born and raised capitalist, you're making a fool of yourself.

The word for dying hair is spelled dye, searching "how to die" triggered the bot.

Fuck off you orange faced pile of shit.

I'm not sure. 😅
I made everyone an profile in the app. For my wife I sent her an invite via email, that let her access my account, but only under her profile.

That's how you get tased and thrown into a cage 🤷

Oh, that makes sense, good luck! If you find an app like that message me xD

30? I pay €18 for a year's subscription

Ketchup with eggs, am I right bois?

Americans? I've never seen something like this in America. The biscuits would be under the gravey, eggs on the side, and maybe if you"re a freak like me mix the jelly with the gravey 👽

I just downloaded it, looks sick! Can't wait to do my first speed run xD
I might try to use that for the gym, kA

That means dad in German 🤷

I can't lie, that goes hard!

I didn't know that was a thing!! 😱

Nein, aber das würde echt gut zu uns passen 🤓

Vielleicht hast du Recht, aber das ist Schnee von gestern 😅

Time to put my mods list to good use.

(Quicksave Successful)

🫣 that sounds exactly how I'd be in that situation. Hopefully my wife and kids can at least help to keep me on track. I think using the award system is a good way to keep my kids active with it. Trust me, when they want something, they will remind me every second of every minute, of every day. Those annoying buggers can finally use their powers for good! 😅

Hopefully just like some of our aquarium fish.. it stays alive xD

I just watched a video on it after reading your comment. It looks interesting. Added to the list of what to check out if sweepy doesn't work for us.

I finally found a way to keep the house (mostly) clean!


I just wanted to brag about this app with colors and objectives! I can get distracted, and still remember to keep cleaning. When I see a room is in red, that means back to cleaning xD
I'm not in anyway affiliated with the app and just wanted to give them some free add time. The app is called Sweepy and it cost me €17 a year. For the help I'm getting from it, it's worth it.
I hope this helps my ADHD homies out. If anyone has other apps they use through the day, please share!
I'll draw your OC's in 5 seconds on paper with pencil. What ever I can do is what you get xD
I will set a 5 second timer and draw as your OC as fast as possible.
Can someone draw us in chibi form? (My wife is in panda pj's)


When you don't grease the hinges.
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How do you guys cope?
I'm 35, with diagnosed ADHD and brain scarring. My memory feels so fried and it's almost Impossible to finish a task. Where I live it's almost Impossible to get actual medication for something. Doc always gives herbal treatments and it helps nothing.
Is there a way to help myself without meds?

I'm working on a choose your own adventure book for small kids.


I like the coloring of the right panel more than the left, but my wife is the other way around. Can anyone here way in, before I go further?
Webbed spoon.


I have been fighting depression for awhile, my room and house have suffered from that. Recently started a new depression med, which has helped a little, I'd say enough to wake me up to the mess I have at home. I had lost most of my passion for my hobbies, until I saw this straight shooting web. Shaking off the depression and actually begining to see beauty in the world again has put new wind under my wings.

How do Americans win their country back?
I highly doubt the left will do anything uncivil. How can they win back the country? Is it too late?

My five year old and I did a fall painting using his hand print



The German rule


The next scene in the show was about his dog being his sex slave.

Minecraft Movie Edition
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Watching this trailer gives me hopes that we can Sonic this thing! Unfortunatly I have a sinking feeling it'll be another Lion King, where they completely ignore the community. Ich drücke uns die Daumen!

Politics aside, which countries would be best friends?
I really enjoy Chinese culture and I find the Chinese people for the most part absolutely astounding, sadly our governments play us against one another. If all political nonsense and greed were to be set aside, which countries do you think would be best friends, or even allied together, based on their people alone?

Here is a map of shark attacks on the Red Sea. Blue is non fatal, red is fatal. Not so fun fact, the 2023 fatal attack was all caught on film.



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Was war das über seine Schwester?! 👀

Hallo alle, ich bin neu hier.
Ich habe mich heute auf Lemmy angemeldet. Gibt es ein App für Lemmy?