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Video games aren’t a hobby

Some people have this idea that playing games is a hobby and it puts me off. Playing games is not a hobby it is a pastime. Hobbies are often communal activities that encourage socialization, not pseudo online congregations. You can engage with your hobby in isolation and it can be your own activity for yourself, or you can share your hobby with others which I believe is the prime function of maintaining a hobby the goal being socialization. Just because you play a game with other people or groups of people does not then make playing a game a hobby, you are merely interacting with others inside of a video game which is very dystopian.

This same phenomenon of pseudo relationships exists in the streaming world where people congregate behind their screens to watch a person do a thing or play a game, but together, it’s essentially gooning without the sexual pathology.

The definition of hobby has been stretched to include video games. Video games are not a hobby, they facilitate the atom

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Leaked Pentagon documents report DOD had assembled a team of special forces to the likeness of Marvel’s “Avengers” to promote recruitment and to bolster US military’s image. They were all killed

ANOTHER leaked report coming from the Pentagon has suggested that the Department of Defense tried to recreate their own team of “Avengers” code named “Justice and Peace Force” or JPF for short. The JPF was a team assembled of various members of NATO’s forces mostly made up of US special operations personnel along with some British, Australian, French, and Israeli members. Each member was assigned a nickname which “reflected their essence and humanity.” The document reported that the objective of the JPF was to create a team of “super soldiers” which would encourage peace to whichever country they had invaded. The report alleges that each member would hand out merchandise from t shirts to trading cards advertising each member of the JPF. “Most of the merch was burned in front of the members who woefully watched. redacted (name of one of the JPF) enraged at this act of protest pointed a gun at a child and then shot a full clip into the air.”

The report concludes with the death of the

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“Earth shaking” explosion recorded off the coast of Florida, Miami swept by record breaking Tsunami, casualties could be in the thousands. Some sources predict a nuclear sub imploded

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PlayStation exclusive ‘Minions: Tropical Island’ was canceled after a developer’s identity was leaked. The dev was a former arms dealer and war criminal who was working under second identity

The developer whose name is Michael Clayton pursued animation at the university of Houston before joining the war in Iraq. His father was also an arms dealer and FBI informant but died in 2003 of heart complications.

The leak itself came from the most recent Sony data breach known as “The Insomniac” hacks, Insomniac are the developers behind many notable Sony titles. Although Insomniac are not the developers of Minions: Tropical Island, a broad range of developers’ data was breached including phone numbers and emails.

And email with the subject matter “We need to talk about Clay” was sent by a now redacted informer, most likely an employee working on the game Minions: Tropical Island. In the email, they discussed how Michael was “oddly” into firearms and during development brainstorming sessions would always bring up the possibility of adding guns to the game. “The closest thing to a gun was a freeze dart but Clay kept animating really sophisticated designs, replicas of real life g

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Kamala Harris picks Tim Waltz Governor of Hellman Mayosota as VP

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The Cranberries x Hoobastank x Hootie and the Blowfish announce joint tour

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Dr Doolittle diagnosed with schizophrenia

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Beloved pub chain “J.D Wetherspoon” granted sovereignty after “Looney Left” prohibition styled sanction on the pubs. Atherton armed with nuclear bomb, MP “itching” to use it “hands off are lager”

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Autopsy reveals former Jeopardy host Alex Trebek died of “Havana syndrome”

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🚨 Breaking 🚨 Biden furious at Bibi withdraws aid and starts deploying US troops to assist Lebanon. An IDF attack claimed the life of two Americans fleeing the country

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It’s Bjover: Icelandic musician and pioneer of modern day pop Bjork has retired

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Trump congratulates Nicolás Maduro after the Venezuelan leader wins presidency by a landslide. “Sorry for Guaido!” The former president jested, Juan Guaido was an opposition leader backed by the CIA

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Wizards of the Coast announce Magic the Gathering sequel titled “Magic 2”

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World renowned Brit “adventure pop” band Radiohead have split up after front man Thom Yorke allegedly flung his feces at fellow band mates during rehearsals for their unreleased 10th LP

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Beloved actor John Goodman has passed away. The actor known for his appearances in multiple Coen brothers films was 75

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Insider report alleges Zelensky was on “the verge of tears” after Cop28 leaders “took rounds” ridiculing the Ukrainian president after he hinted at being “gifted” nuclear arms

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‘Where’s Waldo’ movie in “production hell” after lead actor keeps going missing. “They’re calling it method acting” says frustrated director

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“Strive likely our last game” says Guilty Gear CEO. The fighting game which has been around since 1997 is struggling to compete with other titles like Tekken and Street Fighter

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Former New Jersey governor Chris Christie detained after shooting entire family dead, he alleges he was sleepwalking. “Sopranos was playing on the TV and I thought I was being shot at”

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Chinese scientists who were granted permission to study Vladimir Lenin’s corpse have discovered “some brain activity”