How far are you willing to fly?

I mean, you might head for a world where he staged a coup and then got reelected

The snowflakes can't take a joke and start their cancel culture again

Somewhat /s

Every year, fewer people starve, and more children live to adulthood

So, even if it feels pointless, do the little things that make the world better. The effects will only be noticeable when enough people join, but every step counts and has the chance to motivate others

Maybe the senator got some of the hints but assumed she was the one getting spanked

Being disappointed they have identical but not matching desires, she wanted to remove herself from the project

I just know dougdoug hates Jake from State Farm, and the enemy of my enemy is something

#wehatedougdoug

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

Monopoly!

Da gibt es immer jemand der sich freut wie Schmitz Katze wenn die Person erzählen darf, dass es als Kapitalismuskritik gedacht war

The second one gets blown really out of proportion

He was told a list of people and was asked if any of them would convince him to step down

If he said yes to any of them it would mean he trusts their judgement more than his own which would be a terrible look for a president so he basically said there is nobody who shapes my decision besides myself and God (because you need christian voters)

Ich habe ne Sekunde gebraucht aber dann tat der weh...

Plot twist: they checked that nobody is called Frank Johnson and made the announcement so that the guests would feel better about themselves

I might not be happy or successful, but at least I saw a funny picture on the internet today

Counterpoint:

I can derive/make fries from potatoes and pringles from fries

Müssen wir wirklich die falsche Verwendung von Punkt der Sicht von Tick Tack übernehmen?

Wenn es deine Sichtweise ist, dann kannst du dich nicht selber sehen

"Tu das nicht. Mach mir keine Hoffnung"

Sorry. Someone clicked "don't ask again" and now we are stuck with it as is.

So Biden could just seal team 6 half the Supreme Court plus Trump, and it would be legal as long as he officially says he did it afterward?

Sexiest shit i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that.

"Most scientists define wetness as a liquid's ability to maintain contact with a solid surface, meaning that water itself is not wet, but can make other sensation. But if you define wet as 'made of liquid or moisture', as some do, then water and all other liquids can be considered wet."

https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/is-water-wet 9 Nov 2023

Pawns killed in step 1 rise up as the zombies from plants versus zombies