"My frat-bro and I saw you from across the bar, and we love your vibe. How would you like to get in the trunk of our car and we take you to a second location?"

Losing side tries to dictate to the victor; bold move cotton, we'll see how this plays out for them.

Ironically, Ukraine is not marked as green on that map.

We better keep trying to achieve a statistically significant sample size of data before jumping to any conclusions.

Yelling at the staff because you don't like management's policies. Karen ass country.

A sinkhole opens up and 5 troops die as they're crushed by a tank falling in. Come on monkey paw, do me a solid on this once. It would be really really funny.

We can't all be born based, Bane. Some of us are adopted and that's FINE.

Just like me fr fr

Go back to Reddit

Looking for fights when they should be looking for cows to pet.

Oh it's all "touch grass" this or "logout" that, but when I go on a heroic spirit quest naked on my unmowed front lawn (IT'S FOR THE POLLINATORS JANET) after eating 20 caps I'm somehow being irresponsible?

So much for the tolerant left.

Literally cancelled all of my subscriptions first time I got an ad on Amazon Prime. I knew it was just going to be the first among all of them, so I went from spending like $70 a month on all of the subscription services I had to $6 per month for a VPN. They could not PAY ME to watch their garbage ads, much less convince me to pay them for the privilege.

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"I've uncritically consumed product for years paying extortionate prices and never thought twice due to my privilege and wealth. I tried making product myself and realized what a scam things have been all along, and now feel stupid. Why won't they just scam me for 400% profit instead of 500%?"

The closest thing to critical thinking a burger-brained treatlerite is kkkapable of.

Men looking for something to fill the void inside them, eh? Sounds kinda gay

Little Marco collecting seals of office like boy scout badges. I bet his mom is proud. Is Rubio the shadowy advisor of this administration?

I went for a long walk! There were hills and stairs and everything. Not much, but when recovering from a disabling illness it's a start!