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wizardcurse

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it's from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto

wizardcurse

I failed at forcing myself to Eat Ramen. I hate it, but because Naruto likes it, I have to eat it and like it. But it isn't working.

-Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

wizardcurse

I'm depressed right now. So depressed that I've decided to name the corners of my room. Where I am sitting now is called Sasuke, My bookshelf corner is called Naruto.

-Saturday 05th November, 2011

Saw a picture of Naruto hugging a NAKED girl, YUCK!

-Wednesday 28th December, 2011

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Not sure if that works here so here is your reminder instead :)

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baradragon

(Image of a blank text field with the label 'Social Security Number.' Underneath the text field is Google's password autofill with the text 'Use Strong Password': '158357341'.)

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

anarchywoofwoof

(Image of Microsoft's Clippy saying, "It looks like you're trying to commit financial crimes. Would you like some help?" with the options 'Yes' and 'No'.)

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mishastoesies

"if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something" is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying "it's seahorse time" on a denim jacket

starseekrr

(Gif from the aforementioned Jenna Marbles video with her wearing the jacket.)

greenycrimson

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

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Dgar - @[email protected] - 5h

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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blinky1048

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>be on reddit
>tumblr screenshots
>be on tumblr
>reddit screenshots


  

(Picture of a cat looking down at the viewer, confused)

#196 #r/196 #r196 #/r/196 #rule #196 rule #ruleposting #reddit

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Any plans for improving SEO? One of Reddit’s biggest strengths was being able to get very relevant results with a simple internet search. In time can you see something similar for Lemmy, even with its decentralized nature? I really you for doing this, thank you for your time!

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withswords

(Image of an edited xkcd webcomic; the comic features two stick figures talking back and fourth):

(Stickfigure #1) Creepypasta history IS SECOND NATURE TO US web horror fans SO IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS the ben drowned arg AND ONE OR TWO slender series

(Stickfigure #2) AND smile.dog OF COURSE.

(Stickfigure #1) OF COURSE.

^ me shocked that normal people don't know ben drowned lore

rileyrose31

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.

withswords

you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben

icaruspendragon

i went to find out what happened to ben

(Screenshot from creepypasta.com of the Ben drowned creepypasta, at the bottom of the picture is an advert):

Am I Gay Test

Am I Gay? Take this gay test to determine if you are gay, straight, or bisexual

but have been given the opportunity

(Same screenshot but cropped to emphasize the "Am I Gay Test" advert)

to find out about myself

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Hanlon's razor.

Alpha vampires on TikTok

You can’t just drop that like it’s a normal thing to say…

Seems odd that proton would block a privacy respecting image host, but I’m glad you figured it out :)

+1 for Catppuccin, it’s my all-time favorite theme and I would love to see it here!

Fixed now, thank you!

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hotvampireadjacent

(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)

Dexerto @Dexerto

Tweets will now be called an X
\ (Two images, the first is a screenshot of Elon musk replying to an "X". The second is the old Twitter Bird logo)

hotinebing.eth @hotinebling
\ Replying to @Dexerto

That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and I own NFTs.

werewolfcatgirlpaws

EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES

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80% is a massive improvement! Nice work!

Catbox is blocked in a lot of places unfortunately, this is from their FAQ:

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        Why can't I access Catbox/access files on Catbox (files.catbox.moe)?
    Good question! It turns out certain governments in the world hate freedom of information, don't have net neutrality, don't see online service providers as legally exempt entities, or a combination of the three!
    You will have issues accessing Catbox/files on Catbox if you are connecting from the following countries or providers:

    Austrailia
        Why? - The Australian government had a heart attack after the Christchurch shooting, and decided that Catbox was a terrorist propaganda spreading website, and has instructed multiple Australian ISPs to implement DNS blocks of Catbox's domains.
        How to resolve? - Changing your DNS servers to a public server (i.e. 8.8.8.8, 76.76.2.0, or 208.67.222.222) or utilizing DoH should mitigate this problem.
    Ireland/UK
        Why? - Unfortunately the love of footy has overtaken the sensibilites of the British and Irish governments, and they have decided to implement an IP level block on Catbox's primary IP address, due to clips of games being uploaded to Catbox..
        How to resolve? - You will need to utilize a VPN in order to evade this traffic hijack.
    Iran
        Why? - Unknown, but I'm sure you can probably make some pretty accurate guesses.
        How to resolve? - You will need to use a VPN to bypass the IP-level block.
    Afghanistan
        Why? - Unknown, but I'm sure you can probably make some pretty accurate guesses.
        How to resolve? - You will need to use a VPN to bypass the IP-level block.
    Comcast/Comcast Business
        Why? - Comcast Business' "SecurityEdge" hijacking attack intecepts traffic going towards Catbox. Residential customers are blocked by "xFi Advanced Security" I have been unable to determine if this is a DNS level block, or an IP level block.
        How to resolve? - Comcast Residential: Disable the "xFi Advanced Security" hijack on your router. Comcast Business: Disable the "SecurityEdge" hijack on your account. See here.
    Quad9
        Why? - Quad9 actually pulls an aggregate list of URL blacklists and uses them for their filtered DNS service. Catbox is frequently added to no-name blacklists for various reasons.
        How to resolve? - Use Quad9's alternative DNS server 9.9.9.10, or switch to another public DNS server.

  

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kleefkruid

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

kleefkruid

my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"

(in red text)
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