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For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

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    ChloĂ© đŸ„• @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    not a metaphor for anything

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    Screenshot of a Tumblr post by indigosfindings:

    imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but i am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling yo

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    Interstellar_1 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Parentheses

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    Mandarbmax @lemmy.world

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    Mandarbmax @lemmy.world

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    irelephant [he/him]🍭 @lemm.ee

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    Interstellar_1 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    The 1969 Easter Mass Incident (Aka, my favourite story on tumblr)

    I was reminded of this by someone posting this on reddit. This will just be text, no image, since the original post is entirely text. I'm a little bit late for easer, but imo there is no bad time to read the greatest story on tumblr.


    gallusrostromegalus Jan 14, 2018

    Content Warnings: Religion, food, symbolic cannibalism, symbolic gore, penis mention, Blasphemy, SO MUCH BLASPHEMY, weapons, war mention. Mind the warnings and your health always comes first. Its a HILARIOUS story, I promise.

    As always, all the names have been changed to protect people’s identities. This is a long one, so Press J now if you want to skip it.

    When my dad was a young man and still a practicing catholic, he participated in a small church communion that nearly got him and six other people excommunicated.

    Father Patrick ran a small churc

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    kersploosh @sh.itjust.works

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    (⏀ᎄ⏀) @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    his book was a hard read but it had some deep messages

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067

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