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KuroXppi [they/them]
KuroXppi [they/them] @ KuroXppi @hexbear.net
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  • The officer with the binder then flicked through the binder and then took a page out, placing it on the table next to the portrait of the young man. My heart sank. It was a screenshot of Hexbear. More panic kicked in because of the worrying implications that I may be some sort of threat to national security. I said nothing but looked at the paper.

    “We know that you have used this website. Can you tell us more about it?”

    Already a tagline lmaoooo

  • But my career is clowning all my money is earned through funny business

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Sitting on the toiler, liquidating my assets

    Diarrhohea

  • My mumma always used to say bean is as bean does. So I'll keep posting

  • general mega will be in one place since most small comms are already selfsuficient and to have a bigger mod team to moderate the mega and not just depend on the admin team

    I can't believe you didn't choose c/badposting as the permanent home for the general mega. Missed opportunity smbh my head

  • "hey um can I have a ro-do over I kinda fudged this one up"

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    did you know, Chinese people sometimes refer to themselves as 炎黄孙子 (pinyin: yanhuang sunzi) meaning 'descendents of the Yandi and Huangxue emperors'

    The first two characters refer to the mythical {炎帝|yandi} also known as {神农|shennong} the holy farmer and {黄雪|huangxue} the yellow snow emperor. It's really quiet poetic

  • I'll just take one of these off the shelf for myself

    (Edit: i should note that I did realise it was a bit, I just thought it was xhs themself doing the bit)

  • Oh my gosh I just looked up the sign for bean in ASL it's adorable. You hold out your indext finger, and then tap up and down over it with the index of your other hand while moving forwards. I'm guessing it's noting the beans in the pod.

    By comparison, the Auslan sign is less fun. You have the same first hand with index finger extended to show the pod, but the other hand pinches above the index finger and slides backwards to show you're opening the pod.

  • User banned. Live by the bit die by the bjt

  • I thought it was xhs because a while back they mentioned in the news thread they were leaving fo xinjiang. They really put in the ground work

  • Yes

  • Oh god the pressure :rowlet-oh-noes:

  • How do you sign beanis this is very important question

  • Spain getting the third-world treatment from Aussie media ABC. (The first person they feature in a piece about the blackouts is an *Irish bloke who was holidaying in Alicante. Though I wouldn't be surprised if most of the reporting for this piece was provided directly via BBC).

    Sorry honey spaniards arent reliable interviewees on issues affecting their own country.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Ive got an idea for a beanis post but

    I'm wonder if zi should post it..hmm

  • My pee twinkles in the night got Vlad transfixed, dropping pearls and bars got the whole world listening

  • Yes

  • Im sowwy :(

  • Beanani

  • Omae wa mou beandeiru

  • Yes

  • Oh, you're Pan? So am I

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Eeeerecting a disbeanser

    Need a disbeanser here need a disbeanser here

    badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Me after a short while on the toiler: Well I guess that's it, time to get off the shitter

    adjusts posture slightly to start rising

    brrAAAAAAPsplchhhfrbrbbrbrbplplplop

    gess I'll be here a while longer then

    badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Ive kidnapped your and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64

    Times ticking. Make your choice

    badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    I'm curious

    What habbeaned here?

    badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    WWBBD?

    Ask yourself that question

    badposting @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Beaness

    oceania @hexbear.net
    KuroXppi [they/them] @hexbear.net

    The Greens' new weapons manufacturing policy

    slash c/electoralism

    Greens announce a policy to fund weapons manufacturing (drones and missiles) in Australia under a Sovereign Defence Capacity program.

    Greens Senator David Shoebridge is brothers with an ASPI analyst.