
The officer with the binder then flicked through the binder and then took a page out, placing it on the table next to the portrait of the young man. My heart sank. It was a screenshot of Hexbear. More panic kicked in because of the worrying implications that I may be some sort of threat to national security. I said nothing but looked at the paper.
“We know that you have used this website. Can you tell us more about it?”
Already a tagline lmaoooo

But my career is clowning all my money is earned through funny business

Cant think kf anything on the spot :/

Sitting on the toiler, liquidating my assets
Diarrhohea

Now I have

Gock - guy cock

My mumma always used to say bean is as bean does. So I'll keep posting

general mega will be in one place since most small comms are already selfsuficient and to have a bigger mod team to moderate the mega and not just depend on the admin team
I can't believe you didn't choose c/badposting as the permanent home for the general mega. Missed opportunity smbh my head

"hey um can I have a ro-do over I kinda fudged this one up"

did you know, Chinese people sometimes refer to themselves as 炎黄孙子 (pinyin: yanhuang sunzi) meaning 'descendents of the Yandi and Huangxue emperors'
The first two characters refer to the mythical {炎帝|yandi} also known as {神农|shennong} the holy farmer and {黄雪|huangxue} the yellow snow emperor. It's really quiet poetic

I'll just take one of these off the shelf for myself

(Edit: i should note that I did realise it was a bit, I just thought it was xhs themself doing the bit)

Oh my gosh I just looked up the sign for bean in ASL it's adorable. You hold out your indext finger, and then tap up and down over it with the index of your other hand while moving forwards. I'm guessing it's noting the beans in the pod.
By comparison, the Auslan sign is less fun. You have the same first hand with index finger extended to show the pod, but the other hand pinches above the index finger and slides backwards to show you're opening the pod.

User banned. Live by the bit die by the bjt

I thought it was xhs because a while back they mentioned in the news thread they were leaving fo xinjiang. They really put in the ground work

Oh god the pressure :rowlet-oh-noes:

How do you sign beanis this is very important question

Spain getting the third-world treatment from Aussie media ABC. (The first person they feature in a piece about the blackouts is an *Irish bloke who was holidaying in Alicante. Though I wouldn't be surprised if most of the reporting for this piece was provided directly via BBC).
Sorry honey spaniards arent reliable interviewees on issues affecting their own country.

Okay I'll post it

Ive got an idea for a beanis post but
I'm wonder if zi should post it..hmm

My pee twinkles in the night got Vlad transfixed, dropping pearls and bars got the whole world listening

Im sowwy :(

Omae wa mou beandeiru

Oh, you're Pan? So am I


Eeeerecting a disbeanser



Need a disbeanser here need a disbeanser here

Me after a short while on the toiler: Well I guess that's it, time to get off the shitter
adjusts posture slightly to start rising
brrAAAAAAPsplchhhfrbrbbrbrbplplplop


Ive kidnapped your and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64
Times ticking. Make your choice
The Greens' new weapons manufacturing policy

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Greens announce a policy to fund weapons manufacturing (drones and missiles) in Australia under a Sovereign Defence Capacity program.
Greens Senator David Shoebridge is brothers with an ASPI analyst.