this is the future communists want: an economy where 80% of jobs are standing in the middle of a road, occasionally carrying an object from one golf flag to another.

if you want to get a loaf of bread, it's gonna arrive a few months after you ordered it, and you better believe that bread has passed through fifty different hands between the baker, the warehouse and you. and that's not even considering the grain, flour and water production lines

Maybe being hungover and divorced means something different in this fantasy world! What about "sad"? I can't understand the personal and emotional themes at all!

Yes Right. Yes Left. And also Backwards.

ooh it's the thailand butt shower, love those things

if i ever visit the US, remind me to wear my most uncomfortable clothes, sit with my legs down normally, make a sufficient but not too high amount of eye contact and small talk with aquaintances, and not react to hideous noises