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  • Mr. Powers, everybody says that nudity and cursing aren't Internet-safe. How much poem could there possibly be?

  • The one with naked people on it.

  • I'm sorry, I thought this was Cards Against Humanity.

  • I agree. This doesn't seem any more egregious than clicking a button on a website that says "I am over 18".

  • Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

    Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump‘s ‘Board of Peace‘ Considers Stablecoin for Gaza Efforts: FT

  • mbin mentioned!

    Also there's Sharkey, which is basically Misskey but in English.

    Akkoma is like independent Misskey or something.

    WriteFreely is a blogging platform.

  • Family Guy should never have been uncancelled.

  • Belgians developed waffles, they can't also have invented chips.

  • Playing Breath of the Wild helped me process depression.

  • You know what's crazy? So are intersex people!

  • My main reason is that its output is bollocks.

    But here's some variety. The bean counters at my factory have, on multiple occasions, taken away the things we need to make the products. They never even come on the floor to talk to us, they just decide something costs too much and stop buying it or restrict access.

    Furthermore, we have to justify improvements to our working conditions on the basis of cost; can't be spending too much on the workers after all.

    Yet the factory is spending $96,000 a year on CoPilot. That's money which could be spend on necessary equipment.

  • Pinterest has always been more popular than Twitter.

  • "I gave the AI's advice the exact same consideration and credence you give to advice from your subordinates"

  • Yeah, The Lord of the Rings isn't an allegory, but it does have themes, and Tolkien definitely drew on his experiences in WWI when writing it.

  • Thirded

  • There's a whole history there!

    In short: swearing on the Bible doesn't stop you from lying, it makes God angry at you if you do.

    Long answer: When you swear or solemnly affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, you are making a legal commitment not to lie; if you lie under those circumstances, you are committing the crime of perjury.

    But what if somebody was to deny they swore an oath? That's why we have witnesses, and there is no better witness than a god. (Actually, the difference between an oath and a pledge is that an oath is formally witnessed by at least one god. A vow, meanwhile, is a promise made to a god).

    So when a Roman swore an oath, he announced his name and the god he was swearing by; that got the god's attention, and since gods see everything, the swearer will be punished if he violates the terms if the oath. You know how in movies a character will tell an obvious lie and declare "and may God strike me down if I lie", whereupon something immediately hits them on the head? That's how oaths actually work.

    Likewise, swearing an oath while touching something related to the witnessing god makes the oath even more powerful and binding. Thus, you don't want to break an oath sworn by Jupiter, and you really don't want to break an oath sworn in a temple to Jupiter with your hand on a statue of Jupiter.

    Instead of swearing by Jupiter (or Odin, or Ra, or Enlil, or whoever), Christians swear by God, and touch a Bible to make their oath stricter. Muslims use the Qu'ran to the same effect.

  • Who you calling a snollygoster, you wangdoodle?!

  • "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less"

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why does postal voting favour the American Democratic Party?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

    www.independent.co.uk /sport/olympics/winter-olympics/winter-olympics-free-condoms-valentines-b2920445.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI Representatives Are Going to Critics' Houses With Threats and Demands

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/openai-critics-houses
  • Splatoon @lemmy.world

    Bringing Octoling to Super Smash Bros

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic

    www.tomshardware.com /software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic

    www.tomshardware.com /software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    TD could not propose congestion motion as he was stuck in traffic

    www.rte.ie /news/politics/2026/0121/1554356-m50-traffic-labour/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    TD could not propose congestion motion as he was stuck in traffic

    www.rte.ie /news/politics/2026/0121/1554356-m50-traffic-labour/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kuwait revokes citizenship of its serving ambassador to London

    www.newarab.com /news/kuwait-revokes-citizenship-its-serving-ambassador-london
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Teens held as Dutch police probe death after snowball row

    www.rte.ie /news/world/2026/0108/1552147-snowball-row-death/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Librarians Are Tired of Being Accused of Hiding Secret Books That Were Made Up by AI

    gizmodo.com /librarians-arent-hiding-secret-books-from-you-that-only-ai-knows-about-2000698176
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Russia plans nuclear power plant on moon within decade

    www.rte.ie /news/2025/1224/1550450-power-plant-moon/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Media to merge with nuclear fusion company to power AI

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Israeli forces raid Palestinian kids' play on Ben-Gvir's orders

    www.newarab.com /news/israeli-forces-raid-palestinian-kids-play-ben-gvirs-orders
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross'

    ew.com /kate-beckinsale-claims-her-daughter-boyfriend-has-laid-two-eggs-11856466
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Town’s Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/christmas-mural-ai
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says

    www.cbc.ca /news/investigates/tesla-grok-mom-9.6956930
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Is this seat taken? Gang arrested over theft of 1,000 restaurant chairs in Spain

    www.euronews.com /2025/10/22/is-this-seat-taken-gang-arrested-over-theft-of-1000-restaurant-chairs-in-spain
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump taps marijuana entrepreneur as Iraq envoy

    www.newarab.com /news/trump-taps-marijuana-entrepreneur-iraq-envoy