My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment... Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.

Borg & Beck

I'll make sure to do that next time then

Don't worry, I spilled from the oil pan onto the floor, not the engine itself. I cleaned it.

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

Not any word I know about. Chameleons are named Kamelljón (Camel + lion) but that's just because it sounds like the English word. As far as I know, "kamel" is just loaned directly from other languages.

I second this.

I don't know why but I'm imagining a book at a bar and the bartender handing it a shot glass saying "This'll put some hair on your cover"

I read this all in Kwite's voice

In Iceland we say both Kameldýr which is similar to the rest of Europe, and Úlfaldi which seems more in line with the Indo-Iranian branch.

I can stop hiccups at will. Whenever I get a hiccup, I just stop.

I thought everyone could do this and always wondered why people complained about having to pop their ears

It stands for Mark

Roasted corn with mashed potatoes