As for things to do, I joined a gun club and made a bulk ammo purchase. So when I get antsy I can hit the range. And I have a solid reason to look forward to an activity on the weekend instead of just doing as much nothing as possible. So thanks, I am moving in a good direction.
If this were Reddit I would point you to r/feghoot.
It could have been a lot of bourbon.

I finally cancelled my gym membership today
In response to u/FridayLives. Planet Fitness has been taking $10 a month from my bank account for years. They figured out if they stop taking the $30 annual BS fee from inactive members, most of us let $10 a month slide; and I did for a long time.
Can’t believe I forgot about this. Lurking is so much better from there.
Usher was really good. Pantheon was excellent!
I pulled the trigger on a Lenovo Yoga with a 16” screen. Hopefully it’ll get here this week.
I think I want a Linux laptop. I need to find a form factor that I like. Any recommendations for a 16” or 17” that isn’t $1200?
I’ll never live without one again.

Today I ordered a folding table.
It’s 3x3 ft, legs fold under like a regular card table your grandparents broke out at family gatherings. Who knew that a standard white resin top folding table would cost so much.
Need to fill out a 420-69d and sign it at a 45 degree angle across the bottom right corner. Hand write the address on the #12 standard envelope. Be sure the back flap comes to a point. DO NOT USE A FLAT FLAPPED ENVELOPE! I can’t stress that one enough. Anyway, tape a quarter made anytime before 1964 on the back of the form then seal up the envelope. Type out the return address on the envelope and in the top right corner write “postage paid by addressee”. You should hear back in 6-46 weeks.
Agreed, fuck ‘em both. But if one is angry at the other; the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I quit in 2006 after 20 years and from time to time I still have that dream, though the frequency has diminished. Congratulations on taking back a part of your life and health.
Yes, and when you get home you can use it to make a nice tea.
Does anyone else see Karl Mark in the tree in the first screen shot?
You’re eating your Tardios watching cartons and the cat runs in and spills them on the carpet. You’re never getting them out.

I just ordered new handkerchiefs.
My handkerchief supply has dwindled over the years. Time to re-up.
Roll Tide!
I noticed. I intentionally checked. And when I saw there were no white people I chuckled to myself because I know this would make piss the racists the fuck off.
Damn.
Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
It is way less busy (in the background) w/o the samples. The tune you hear in your head when you think about this song is still there.

He doesn't look it, but Toby is 14!


And he is the best boy I’ve ever had.

How many ingredients does it take to call it a salad?
My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren't enough ingredients to call it a salad, because "it takes multiple ingredients". I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.