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@ ConcreteHalloween @hexbear.net

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Got fired from my job as an executioner cuz I kept laughing and fucking around with the bodies.

  • Those old big coffee machines with the actual pots and warmers on top > those cooler coffee things with the pumps on top

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  • Yes, you know the coffee is good when there's a depressed looking construction worker standing in front of it.

  • Those old big coffee machines with the actual pots and warmers on top > those cooler coffee things with the pumps on top

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  • This is better than...

    This

  • Boomerfication comes for us all...

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  • JIMMY!!!

    I don't think of myself as gay, more of a scientist.

  • Boomerfication comes for us all...

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  • I thought this was Jim Tews for a second and got really excited cuz he's just so sexy!

  • Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.

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  • Oh shit I just had another one, Pauper's Grave.

  • Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.

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  • Oh fucking love that the filter pinged this.

  • Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.

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  • Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.

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  • There was a good local punk band I saw once called "Lead Pipe"

    That's the best way to name a punk band, walk down an alleyway and find and random object.

  • Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.

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  • I tried imaging what a Dismal Damsels cover of this would sound like and I got a headache.

    CW: Rockabilly

  • Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.

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  • Oh god, yeah and for whatever reason they'd be in the line between two bands you actually like. You'd have to go out back for like 5 cigs before the set is over.

  • Old oldie but a goodie.

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  • I needy drinky after reading this.

  • NSFW

    (cw: mayonnaise) Candle salad

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  • I assume this person is tied up and wearing lingerie?

  • NSFW

    (cw: mayonnaise) Candle salad

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  • Uh, couldn't you do this with some kind of cream and get the same look but have it actually taste good?

    Edit: someone else said yogurt, that would also be good. But fucking mayo?

  • Beans and brew on a first date is always a good idea

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  • Okay, I have never had gastrointestinal issues from spices, and I'm white fyi.

    Is it like, actually a thing? I always kind of assumed people blamed the peppers when it's really more all the fiber.

  • DPRK re-elects Kim Jong Un as General Secretary of Workers' Party of Korea

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  • Aw damn, didn't see that coming. Really thought the KSDP had it this year.

  • Me normally: "fuck Amerikkka"

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  • Sadly the USSR wasn't playing this year

  • I think blaming CHUD fascism on poor education is just cope

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  • Well that I blame on me being Internet brainrotted. Which I recognize is largely my fault before anyone calls me out.

  • I think blaming CHUD fascism on poor education is just cope

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  • Hey me too!

  • I think blaming CHUD fascism on poor education is just cope

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  • Yah know I tried to word this in an even handed way where I made it clear I still recognize social forces, I just think humans still have enough agency they have SOME culpability in the politics they embrace, especially if we're talking people going full blown fash.

    Also I'll be honest I think this sub is inconsistent about this shit. When we talk about American brainworms we are all helpless bodies floating in the river of fate, meanwhile we treat every Israeli over the age of 11 as a fully conscious actor who grasps the wickedness of their countries actions and revels it in.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Doodle I made cuz I was bored.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Those damn leftists being right (cw: r/neoliberal)

    www.reddit.com /r/neoliberal/s/6r9FwgDFZc
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    "My significant other is literally the worst human being on planet Earth, every waking moment I am around them I am filled with anger and dread. No being could ever bring such darkness to my life!"

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Is there any hobby that isn't a sign someone is secretly transgender?

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Is chicken manure used a lot in traditional East Asian gardening or something?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I didn't realize that at the end of Muppets Christmas Carol, when Gonzo says "and Tiny Tim, who did NOT DIE!" that's an actual quote from the book.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Pluribus, but the hive mind is Italian.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Nick Mullen Voice: What if instead of Pluribus it was Pluri-Bust-In-My-Ass

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Another plot hole nitpick with Pluribus (mild spoilers)

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Merry Christmas Comrades

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    The people in the town nearby me throw Christmas celebrations every year that are so damn loud they keep me and my poor dog up all night!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Ugh I can't believe my big city corporate job is making me work on Christmas, I have to go to my hometown of Christmasville to shut down a muffin shop.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Nit picking nerd time: in Episode 5 of Pluribus, Carol goes to a dairy processing plant, BUT IT IS CLEARLY ACTUALLY A BREWERY!!!

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    So I've been watching the latest Netflix prestige TV slop Pluribus, and I have to ask, what would y'all do if you were in that situation?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    It's a real trip going to the comment sections of Christmas music videos on YT

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Dude, these books were the fucking shit when I was a kid!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Faves have been implemented

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Then wtf is it?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Oh my god, he admit it!

  • chat @hexbear.net
    ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    I've gotten to the point at my job now where when people ask me really asinine follow up questions to the question I just answered I just say "I have fully answered your question..."