Turned South Bend, Indiana's dog shelter into the most efficient dog-killing machine in the entire state, too
They're some bad hombres. They'll kick your ass, your face, and then your balls -- into outer space, I'm told.
Upbear if you sing along to "the power of one, the power of two, the power of ma-nyyyyy~~~" every time
A couple of weekends ago, I dreamed that I was being poisoned by a shady hotel owner, and that I died and my murder was being investigated by Columbo. Except I didn't die, and that part was a dream, but I couldn't wake up until Columbo stopped monologuing about every tiny fucking detail of the murder, and all the while I'm being forced to breathe in broken glass shards.
When I finally woke up from that, it turned out I had a nasty nosebleed from some seasonal allergy bullshit, and I'd been laying on my back and inhaling some of it. Don't leave your window open overnight when it's below 40 degrees out, folks... Or you may just get a visit from an affable and overly verbose sleep paralysis demon
Cereal and Yennefer, hands down
Beanis Shapiro
Mon Mothma and Bail Organa are set to take the stage on Alderaan for the biggest stop yet in the “Oligarchy Tour” -- to try to wake the galaxy up to the incredible threat we face.
With our democracy fighting for its life as this administration silences working people, stifles dissent, and dismantles the social safety net, Senators Mothma and Organa are bringing every ounce of leadership they’ve got to defeat Director Krennic and Emperor Palpatine.
Our Rebellion is standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Senators Mothma and Organa, mobilizing progressive voters and candidates, holding corporate oligarchs accountable, and building a grassroots citizen action team to take on Krennic, Palpatine, and the billionaire class -- but we need your help to do it. Can you chip in today to fuel the rebellion?
There's a dang RAISIN in the IMPERIAL PALACE
What's that, Microsoft? I can't hear you over my jambox 360
The head of Victor Kruger, the Kurgan
If it's any consolation, that LARPer's cosplay gear was made from the finest local Ghorman twill
I Saw the Beanis Glow
A film by Jane Schoenbrun
The Buldak carbonara tteokbokki is one of my current favorite Mountain Dew Zero delivery mechanisms, because I usually have to chug two to three cans of the stuff to put out the fire. It's surprisingly tasty before it gets to that point, though. That said, it's no Shin Black, but it's really damn good for cheesy bear mace.
My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.
Late Night Stardew Post
The random name generator in this game occasionally lands on pure gold.
I'm buying a pig in a couple of days (in-game). Here's hoping I can get the randomizer to spit out "Gorka" so my duck can have an arch nemesis.