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  • I dunno, my cat doesn't like to watch, she likes to go "who the fuck is this bitch on my half of the bed?"

    • Girl invites me over? Hot

      Tying me to the bed? Kinky

      Dumping catnip on my junk... Ack! Wait! I do not consent!!! Frazzledrip! Frazzledrip! Get me off this ride!

  • IDK about "indifferent to human suffering." My childhood cats would cuddle with me if I was crying or if I got hurt. I remember falling off a swing one time, crying, the cat came to me then ran off to get my mother....

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