If you ignore the abominations we also created like the pug and the french bulldog. We are the mad scientists.

Yeah, but it's too slow. It's on par with suicide by smoking.

I should probably sigterm instead of sigkill, but it sounds far less cool

*Linux Mint

Sure, but now what? You don't have the power to change the world. So what do you do? You either develop a mind like a rock which sounds like dying on the inside to me or you actually just end it, right?
Like I want to find other solutions to this, but these are the only logical ones I can come up with.

I think we just need a bunch of guillotines.

Hitler only died 12 years later. I recommend doing it about 12 times faster this time around.

This was so obviously gonna happen with Trump back in office. But at least we saved the Palestinians by not voting for Kamala, right?

Life is like a penis
most people don't know it
but most people suck
so they usually blow it.

Thanks, but I still can't comprehend it and honestly I don't want to.

lol can't kill Hitler cause he might still change? no mate

Nothing they do makes any sense, thus we can conclude this is exactly what they would do.

SLAY 😈 Like the Doom Slayer I mean

I like soy milk in my coffee :)

Damn, just when you are about to forgive a country for their misdeeds.

Wings? Nah, if I can't fly like Goku I don't want to fly at all.

Only 400€ to go until I can afford it.

Quite far off from the plot of the 2007 film Shrek The Third though.

Become 4chan as in being offline?

Boy do I love men telling me all about what feminism is and isn't.