An oldie but a goodie
An oldie but a goodie


An oldie but a goodie
Better execution of the joke
definitely like the shortness of this one more, but i am undecided on the pointe
So much better. The writing in OP’s post seems so unnatural and… bad.
Its also the original afaik
Agreed, but still needs the "why do you have these?" "Idk, I was high when I bought them".
I have to assume it was this pill:
It's no stree overlord
I had so many of those as a child. In hindsight, having a drawer full of (sometimes damp) animal shaped sponges was weird.
mom found the animal sponge drawer
My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother's closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room
Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundings, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere