LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND I, CHAPO SHITPOSTING MASTER OF DIRTBAGS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE PODCAST, BUT A FOOLISH POLITICIAN, WIELDING A SHINING ORB, RODE FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

BEFORE THE FINAL VOTE WAS CAST, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HER INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY TAKES ARE HOT!NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS CHAPOwachao