Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*
Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
(*) Strings definitely attached. Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish will likely backfire.
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz early_riser @lemmy.radio I wish my own hands could grant wishes
Humans are members of the great ape family, and apes are a specific type of monkey, making our hands literal monkey paws.
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz Probius @sopuli.xyz I wish the Moon had a moon.
I just think it'd be really neat to look up and see a smaller moon orbiting the Moon. Optionally, I'd also like the Moon to start rotating at a rate of one rotation per day so we can see more than just one side of it.
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz henfredemars @infosec.pub I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made.
Would really hit the spot right about now.
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz henfredemars @infosec.pub I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry.
Would hit the spot right about now.
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz henfredemars @infosec.pub I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.
Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz henfredemars @infosec.pub I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.
I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.
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The Monkey's Paw @sopuli.xyz henfredemars @infosec.pub I wish my dog could walk himself.
It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.