my liberal nephew has me brainwashed and i forgot what the problem is supposed to be with the transes and im worried everybody will laugh at me if i dont fix this before the trump dinner

remember the instance rules though no transphobia or youll be banned

PLEASE HELP

I LOVE DATING ROOT

i made a profile and i didnt have to worry about getting banned for saying what i really think and i mean i put up a picture with my maga hat and rebel flag and nobody reported me or tried to shut me down its great they let you say stuff like the n word there

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if youve never eaten tofu DO NOT TRY IT

it is so good

my nephew coerced me into trying it by calling me a pussy in front of my friends for refusing i pretended i hated it so the guys didnt think i was gay but it was so good and i cant get away with eating it in secret because my wife wont let me go to the grocery store anymore but i wouldnt want to eat it anyway because i heard it turns you into a girl

so anyway

thats why i need a manly alternative ive got these ungodly liberal cravings for tofu and theres no meatbased alternative... YET so i made this concept art using a website and now i just need to do three things

• patent it
• get a factory
• figure out how to make it

if you know how to do these things please tell me how to do them

edit source for that this is fake

poor gut motility and entertainment

the poo in my colon is getting quite large recently even getting some press coverage and there are unfortunately few posts promoting home remedies or distracting entertainment/drama

what happens then is that i eat out of boredom while i could be enjoying some drama so here are some stats

Like the title says

I know what wikipedia says about JD Vance, and his history, but what I don't understand is how someone no one has ever heard of could just become the Vice President overnight, and beyond what I can see on TV, I have no proof he's an actual person.

Like, Trump we know is real becuase lots of people have seen him and he's been in movies and TV shows before like in the 80s and stuff. I mean, hell he's already been president, but what did JD Vance do? Write a book? No one knows what authors look like! He might as well be a radio host. That could be anybodys book.

Then we have the huge turn around in his opinion of trump that was all over the news when he was announced president. How can someone just change their programming like that? Which got me thinking, what if he's actually either :

a) an AI like the kid from the Sixth Sense

b) a b-list actor hired by Peter Theil to do his bidding

While I think it's more likely he's the second one, lets talk about a) a

my wife is addicted to tampons

my wife asks me to buy tampons for her all the time she goes through a pack of 20 every month its like she cant get enough and i dont know what to do about it she takes them into the bathroom and does god knows what with them

this is a growing problem

when we first got together i had a feeling she might have a bit of a problem with them but she was covert about it but shes not even bashful about it anymore shell call me at the store and KNOWING that i have her on speakerphone shell ask me for the BIGGEST tampons they have

the liberals are normalizing it

theyve normalized addiction what with all their tiktoks and their fentanyl can you believe it the companies that make these things are just preying on people like my wife getting them hooked on this stuff its a total disgrace and whats worse is the FAKE news media wont even report on it they just ignore it ive called my local new about this several times

we have to stop thi

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ignoring what gets upvoted and what is downvoted to oblivion its quite clear what the community at large wants

we want [email protected] to be another serious conservative comm like freeze peach patriots again because we dont have our own instance yet dedicated to our kind of freeze peach or really any other comms

c/conservative has been left headless okay and you know what id like to request to give it head and clean up any lefties on the community

i am consistently online here except for the times im not and listen im prepared to take on the responsibility because im a patriot and im on a mission for truth and i wont back down

thank you for your consideration

the requested community link is [email protected]

additionally id also like to request [email protected] as for that one it seems a boring nerd created it and has since been abandoned for years

eta

given the uncontroversial nature of the comms topic i have decided to remove any proposed se

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