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Why did the snowman look through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

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Why don't koalas count as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications!

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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Why did the man put his money in the blender?

Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!

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Why did the shoe go to school?

Because it wanted to be a sneaker!

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Why was the soccer field always wet?

Because the players kept dribbling on it!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel!

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How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put lox on it!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

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Why was the broom late for work?

It swept in!

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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

Because they work on so many levels!

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

Because it was caught tweeting on its phone!

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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on its pecks!

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What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

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Why don’t calculators make good friends?

Because they’re always calculating and never stop to listen!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew all the short cuts!

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Why did the chef quit?

He couldn't make enough dough!

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Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!