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Dr. Wesker

Making the world a better place, one genetic experiment at a time.

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  • I don't want women, but I keep attracting them. How can I stop?

  • Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Unreasonably overweight American

    LaserDisc @lemmy.sdf.org
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    The archive is finally out of storage

    More content to come now that my precious collection is available to me day to day. Just have to find the boxes that contain my LD players.

    sudonyms @lemmy.sdf.org
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    dominant_deluise

    Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Manhole cover replaced in a crooked fashion, so that the painted lane lines no longer match up, causing you mild anxiety and suggesting the culprit is a real menace to society

  • It's evolving.

  • What stage are you at?

  • We need extraterrestrial intervention at this point. Please save the world and all it's beauty from us.

  • Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Mystery bruise

    sudonyms @lemmy.sdf.org
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    stevia_nicks

  • His deadpan observational comedy just hits perfectly.

  • Humans aren't born with very strong impulse control, it's something that is typically learned over the years. I wouldn't beat yourself up too much over childhood indiscretions, that from your accounts seem pretty harmless.

  • I suspect this is going to cause a whole new demographic to become up in arms and join the active protest fray.

  • today

  • In the movies the cowboys say "WOAH!" to make their horses stop. But in real life, it's actually pronounced a firm and quick "HO!"

    Cowboys love beans.

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    today

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    Small child emotionally manipulating their parent at the mall

  • Mine is always on silent, and I have an app that sends any caller not on my contacts list (or I haven't made an outgoing call to prior) straight to voicemail.

    Don't let people train you on your phone habits. Set a precedent.

  • Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Making exceptions for a moment, to enjoy the brilliant work of a problematic artist

    Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Fingerprint reader swearing it never met you before, because your hands are too dry

  • This is specifically why we smoke them. You expect me to just get cancer from eating fruits and vegetables smothered in pesticides, like a loser?

  • That's a fantastic pipe. What maker? And what kind of tobacco?

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    pottie_skippin

    Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Singing a stupid song to your pet

    Everyday Bingo @lemmy.sdf.org
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    A light at the end of the tunnel, but it turns out it's just a waiting platform, and there's a bunch more tunnel beyond it

    Doodles of beans @lemmy.sdf.org
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    yes

    sudonyms @lemmy.sdf.org
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    dong_johnson

    95.5 THE HIVE @lemmy.sdf.org
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    VAST - You're Too Young (2007)

    Album: April

    Genre: Rock

    Style: Alternative Rock

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    broccoli_culkin

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    lance_chaser

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    The Highwaymen - Silver Stallion (1990)

    Album: Highwayman 2

    Genre: Folk, World, & Country

    Style: Country

    95.5 THE HIVE @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Velvet Acid Christ - Hypersphere (MDMA) (2000)