Joke’s on you. This is the top post and you didn’t interrupt me because I haven’t started yet.

Hell yes. At least awk makes sense if you stare at it long enough. A typical PHP codebase though? No thanks

Nope. With a stock wine prefix it can access anything you have the permission to access. Your FS root is mapped to the Z:\ drive by default.

It’s -rf and not the other way around you godless heathen

Also virus: ooh look! There’s the mythological Z:\ drive! Always wanted to explore one of these

Please use spoiler tags for random PHP snippets. I’d rather not be casually traumatised

Except that theory is flawed if you consider the ramifications of the Islamic conquest followed by European crusades, and then you have the Ottoman, French, British, and most recently, Israeli occupation. A lot of rape/interbreeding happened throughout.

I live in Egypt and whole providences here are full of green/blue eyes and blonde/ginger hair as a consequence.

Edit: also forgot the Mongolian hordes. It’s the Middle East, a lot of shit went down tbh

I am referencing the Mississippi, a time unit. One Mississippi is equal to roughly one second.

Score of furlongs per Mississippi

Edit: duck autocorrect

It would be more plausible today. Big AI networking our brains as a big neural net that doesn’t consume too much energy compared to the alternatives, slow but very efficient if you’re looking at the long term; but that brings up the fact that the first thing it’d do in that case is find a way to get rid of all that unnecessary flesh wasting its resources and turn us into brains in jars.

You lost me at miles

Edit: /s for brevity

Hurtful comment.

So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

We have voodoo? Since when

That’s oddly specific

https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs

Ultimate solution:

This is the most tech-illiterate comment I’ve ever read

Just because you’re not “noticing any issues” doesn’t mean your system isn’t infested like a zombie’s gangrenous asshole

Even if you’re on an isolated network, not installing any applications, and you keep your browsers up to date: you’re not receiving mitigations for hardware-based exploits (like SPECTRE and RowHammer)

I strongly urge you to wipe that drive clean and change all your passwords if you’re using that system for anything other than the screensaver

Datoot - Fartstorm

God damned KDE devs at it again /s